The Idea That Trans Women Are Just Like, Cosplaying Women Or Something For Some Ulterior Motive Is So

as the time of the worst Halloween special ever approaches, make sure to start calling fellow transfems "pumpkin" to signal your intentions with them (if you don't already)

nobody even lets you leave a dark hickey on their inner thigh and snarl and drool while you're doing it anymore now they push you away by your forehead and call you a bad dog (cultural liberalism)

So, I'm in traffic, on the highway, right? (When I had this thought, obviously not right now while I'm typing. I'm not an idiot.)

And I'm like "ugh! This would be so much easier if I had a button that was just 'follow that car at a safe distance' and my car just did it!"

Followed quickly by "oh but that might be hard. Maybe they'd need like a bar you could connect to the hitch ..."

GOOD JOB, AMBER! YOU'VE JUST INVENTED TRAINS.

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

I think tgirls should wear huge baggy pants for fun

go go gadget disappointing masturbation session

halloween kitty miku 🐱🎃✨

furry haters piss me off like for sure fuck these fun creative and inspired chill people because i think theyre weird. i just saw art of an anthro wolf that is also a fridge and it had fridge magnets on it and its tail was a bag of ice it was fucking awesome