As The Time Of The Worst Halloween Special Ever Approaches, Make Sure To Start Calling Fellow Transfems

nobody even lets you leave a dark hickey on their inner thigh and snarl and drool while you're doing it anymore now they push you away by your forehead and call you a bad dog (cultural liberalism)

yap yap yap

HRT should also give you a long, prehensile, slimy tongue. Scientists need to start focusing on this.

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character creation menu that has a slider for how many tongues you have and you don’t really think about it until the cutscene halfway through the game where you make out with someone

because you set it to 10 as a joke and your character fills basically every hole in their head with tongues at the same time

the first time a girl slides her strap inside of you, bending over to whisper in your ear with a hacker voice: "I'm in"

>Please do not hack the pussy. 😔

Blitz is a silly little man