"Shrimply United Against The 1%"

proship? yeah i quite like big boats

Today I learned that the European Pine Marten is one of the national symbols of Croatia, and appears on their 1-euro coins.

How many other counties put mustelids on their currency? NOT ENOUGH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!

Hatsune mako

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.

"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."

"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."

"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."

"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."

"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."

Just a quick note that neurotypicals base most of their lives around lying in various ways to various people but if you try to replicate the way they do that and fail they'll punish you and if you don't try to replicate it they'll also punish you. So if you're autistic and are wondering why life seems like a bit of a living hell that might be why

Since Jazz can do the whole Massive Monstrous Wolf thing, do wolfback rides ever happen?

GAHHHhHh

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that