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I revisited the little flock of pride gryphons! I'm so excited for bi people cause honestly that one came out so cute, anyone repping these feathery little bundles is gonna get so many compliments.

You can check out my gryphon buddies on Redbubble and Teepublic! (Repeating pattern is only on Redbubble!)

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So, I'm in traffic, on the highway, right? (When I had this thought, obviously not right now while I'm typing. I'm not an idiot.)

And I'm like "ugh! This would be so much easier if I had a button that was just 'follow that car at a safe distance' and my car just did it!"

Followed quickly by "oh but that might be hard. Maybe they'd need like a bar you could connect to the hitch ..."

GOOD JOB, AMBER! YOU'VE JUST INVENTED TRAINS.

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Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.

"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."

"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."

"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."

"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."

"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

We all deserve to have a long monster tongue probing deep inside us and stretching our holes at least once

Yeah, being a robot and getting fucked is nice, like, having a robopussy, something synthetic but still warm, squishy, self lubricating, accommodating for my user. There will always be a soft spot in my mechanical heart for hardware that sends jolts of pleasure every time my walls detect a pressing presence within.

But why stop at human ideas of sexual interiors? What if I just had plug sockets down there, ones that took in various signals for direct programmable stimulation. What if I could hook up via data ports in my crotch to other robots as we assail one another with pleasure signals more complex than any meat mind could compute, each one calculated in real time to deliver maximum punch. What about opening up the panels of my abdomen and delivering a million little discharges over my crotch circuitry directly, enough to strain my components and run my lines with far more current than they were rated for just to bring me to new heights.

To be clear, I love both sides of the fantasy equally, but I feel like one side is less explored and deserves more content. This has been a PSA from your local robot girl <3

is that a Gameboy DMG in your pocket or does your dick take 4 AA batteries and make cute beeps?

sick of tumblr app, breaking out of my cabin in the woods and gonna make or make or tweak something so i can shitpost as the good bitch girlpenis intended