Be Careful, She Might Bite You. 🦷

and I mean, someone just absolutely losing their voice recording those. Absolutely horrifying screams. Would any of you buy that.

what if alarmo screamed tumblr quotes at you

What a lot of people don't realize is that 90% of Tumblr accounts are actually run by me. Don't believe me? Watch this post get over a hundred thousand notes.

*Recalibrates all your motor controllers so they slightly over respond to inputs, reducing you to a flailing mess*

Agshdkshdhdkhdjdjd

Hh-hhey! *Falling to the ground, squirming.* 😵‍💫😖😖😖😖😵‍💫😳

I love kissing girls

:3

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

Since Jazz can do the whole Massive Monstrous Wolf thing, do wolfback rides ever happen?

benefits of being a polyamorous lesbian: everything

downsides of being a polyamorous lesbian: oh my GOD why is there SO MUCH FUCKING HAIR EVERYWHERE

house is a girl you have to take care of her