Happy 100th Birthday, Steven Grant Rogers! (July 4,1918)

I’ll be counting alpacas instead of sheep

I May Have Forgotten to Turn Off the Oven by Jocelin Carmes

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You can only reblog this on Nov 16 2023💥

Most Americans: “MONARCHY IS BAAAAADDD!!”

Me, a Hawaiian: “While Hawai’i had a queen we were at the forefront of innovation, technological advancement, and international alliances. All the way up until the “democratic” government of the US illegally arrested her in her own palace and threatened to kill her and massacre her people unless she signed her country over to them. I’d like to have a queen who cares more about her peoples lives than her power again. Also, fuck Trump.”

In loving memory of Stephen Hillenburg here is a list of my favourite Spongebob Squarepants moments

FIRMLY GRASP IT

HE’S Squidward, HE’S Squidward, YOU’RE Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD

The panty raid

Spongebob constantly declining water in Sandy’s air bubble house because he’s too polite to tell her he needed it was so relatable

Spongebob and Patrick raising a baby clam

1% evil, 99% hot gas

Mr Krabbs breaking both of his legs trying to close a squeaky window

HE WAS NUMBER ONE

The audience turning into fish sticks at the Fry Cook Games

My NAME’S NOT RICK

Sweet, sweet victory!!!!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The entire Rock Bottom episode

That episode when Spongebob forgot how to make a Krabby Patty because Bubblebass was an asshole

Bubble Buddy

Mystery the seahorse

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly

The perfume department

LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE

*Angelic music* Plastic!!!!!!

The fish’s Picasso Scream-like reaction after smelling Spongebob’s breath

MY LEG

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!

CHOCOLATE

The cheap birthday party Mr Krabbs threw for Pearl

The magic conch

Squidward’s thighs after eating an entire room full of Krabby Patties

Nematodes

All of the dumb Texas jokes

The juice flooding the retirement home

*Inflated Mrs Puff voice* Spongebob……..why……….

The depressed fish making the same soulless face as he commutes to work, sits in his cubicle, and stares out of his window before his wife calls him to bed

This grill is not a home

NO, THIS IS PATRICK

The narrator with the French accent

The audience losing their shit at Spongebob mopping the floor after the talent show

Please feel free to add more!!

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

‘i didn’t kill it’

Exactly 100 years ago, at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month in 1918, the guns fell silent on Armistice day. 

The War to End All Wars, 40 Million Casualties, 32 countries, World War One.⠀

⠀ Via @royalairforceuk⠀