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This is the only day you can reblog this ever

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

Lmao 😂 THAT NOISE (@animals.hilarious)

👏🏼 THAT’S 👏🏼 MY 👏🏼 BABY!👏🏼

‘i didn’t kill it’

british summer is here.

april 8, 1990 - december 18, 2017 ∞

i miss you, kim jonghyun. 365 days later, i still think about you everyday. 

i’ve compiled these quotes and moments not only for myself but to share with everyone else. please remember jonghyun for the person he was; his strengths, his weaknesses, his character, his personality, his smile, his laugh, his frown, his tears, his voice, his body, his ups, his downs, his everything.

even though you’re not physically with us anymore, your words and your legacy will always stay with me. to my inspiration, my idol, and my hero, i love you and i hope you’re happy wherever you are.

you did well.

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So savage, but so true

i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table

i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet

I do not understand this “male privilege" bullshit.

What. Fucking. Privileges. Do. Men. Have.???????

Name them. I swear, I challenge you to name these “male privileges" and be able to prove them. 

Come on, I fucking dare you. 

Name them!

Kitchen counter cat says wassup

In loving memory of Stephen Hillenburg here is a list of my favourite Spongebob Squarepants moments

FIRMLY GRASP IT

HE’S Squidward, HE’S Squidward, YOU’RE Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD

The panty raid

Spongebob constantly declining water in Sandy’s air bubble house because he’s too polite to tell her he needed it was so relatable

Spongebob and Patrick raising a baby clam

1% evil, 99% hot gas

Mr Krabbs breaking both of his legs trying to close a squeaky window

HE WAS NUMBER ONE

The audience turning into fish sticks at the Fry Cook Games

My NAME’S NOT RICK

Sweet, sweet victory!!!!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The entire Rock Bottom episode

That episode when Spongebob forgot how to make a Krabby Patty because Bubblebass was an asshole

Bubble Buddy

Mystery the seahorse

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly

The perfume department

LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE

*Angelic music* Plastic!!!!!!

The fish’s Picasso Scream-like reaction after smelling Spongebob’s breath

MY LEG

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!

CHOCOLATE

The cheap birthday party Mr Krabbs threw for Pearl

The magic conch

Squidward’s thighs after eating an entire room full of Krabby Patties

Nematodes

All of the dumb Texas jokes

The juice flooding the retirement home

*Inflated Mrs Puff voice* Spongebob……..why……….

The depressed fish making the same soulless face as he commutes to work, sits in his cubicle, and stares out of his window before his wife calls him to bed

This grill is not a home

NO, THIS IS PATRICK

The narrator with the French accent

The audience losing their shit at Spongebob mopping the floor after the talent show

Please feel free to add more!!

RIP Stephen Hillenburg. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE. 🍍

Stop dating abusive women 2018

I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO

The cat screamed!

THERE’S A SEQUEL

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Exactly 100 years ago, at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month in 1918, the guns fell silent on Armistice day. 

The War to End All Wars, 40 Million Casualties, 32 countries, World War One.⠀

⠀ Via @royalairforceuk⠀