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Suzaku: I'm fine.
Lelouch: You're fine? That's good. I'm gonna put that on your tombstone. 'He said he was fine. He was wrong.'
The way you translated that title makes it sound like Morgans wrote a clickbait article about Luffy and I love it
“SEVEN THINGS YOU WON’T BELIEVE STRAW HAT LUFFY DID!”
“STRAWHAT LUFFY DEFEATED BIG MOM IN HER HOMELAND?”
“CAN YOU GUESS WHO THE STRAW HAT PIRATES DEFEATED?”
“STRAW HAT LUFFY THE FIFTH FOUR EMPERORS - READ HERE TO FIND OUT MORE”
“YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE REACTION VINSMOKE JUDGE HAS TO HIS SON’S WEDDING!”
“A CAKE. A RABBIT. MOCHI. RUBBER. A SKELETON. AND A BELOVED PORTRAIT. YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW THESE THINGS ALL RELATE TO ONE ANOTHER!”
am i doing this right?
also i don’t think sanji should be recognised as a member of the vinsmokes but its morgans he doesnt care about anything except sensationalism and BIG NEWS
I hope you all stay safe !
hey uh? i dont really know if this is real but im? kinda both scared and disgusted rn? even if you’re not muslim if you could spread this? i dont know how many muslim followers i have but, please, stay safe?
me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago? someone: …10 years ago my brain
I love this series so much XD
ASL in the car with DanDan
ASL: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
DanDan: We have food at home.
ASL: I fucking hate this family.
ASL in the car with Garp
ASL: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
Garp: *Pulls in*
ASL: *Cheering*
Garp: One large black coffee please.
ASL in the car with Shanks
ASL: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
Shanks: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
Not in a speacial order. Just for fun, don’t take it too serioulsy.
-ROGER
Let’s go ruin the world babay
He uses Shanks for cleaning his clothes.
Fucks the game just by smiling.
Everyone talk of him even 20 years after his death.
-NEWGATE
Because 1 or 2 children is too mainstream
Die standing because he even fuck Satan
One punch and you will cry your mama
Even Shanks was not really okay when he met him.
-SHANKS
Random walk in a war in short pants and sandales
Even Sengoku and Akainu shut their mouth when he speaks
Eat the badass badass fruit.
Mess with Kaido sometimes. And just after, stop a war.
-MIHAWK
Could kill Shanks but nah he is too stupid for him
too great to be associated to a armless carrot
Nearly kill zoro with a butter knife.
Destroys ships when he gets bored.
-KAIDO
Eats supernovas and admirals for breakfast
Likes to jump 10 000m because why not
Use Eustass Kidd has is mascot
-TEACH
Steal others devil fruit because one is too mainstream
Eats Whitebeard commander for breakfast
-AKAINU
Eats Ace for breakfast
Eats Newgate at lunch time
Likes to destroy Akainu leg when he is bored
-BIGMOM
Thousand of children because 1 is still too mainstream
Eats even human
Marrying his children just so she can have more wedding cakes.
-GARP
Will fuck Akainu during his sleeps
Best grandfather ever
Every body find him stupid
Name his son Dragon.
-MARCO
Because being a simple bird is too mainstream
Will eat Teach with barbecue sauce
Looks like a pineapple but Shanks still wants to fuck him.
-FUJITORA
Can clean your room in 5 seconds
This world is shit, don’t wanna be a part of it
Fuck you Akainu
-LAW
Cuts mountains in two because he can.
Likes to steal others heart.
He also steal my heart.
Enough for today !
Can you believe this man was once an unwanted child?
Seriously, this man?
A small list of random ass sites I’ve found useful when writing:
Fragrantica: perfume enthusiast site that has a long list of scents. v helpful when you’re writing your guilty pleasure abo fics
Just One Cookbook: recipe site that centers on Japanese cuisine. Lots of different recipes to browse, plenty of inspiration so you’re not just “ramen and sushi”
This comparing heights page: gives you a visual on height differences between characters
A page on the colors of bruises+healing stages: well just that. there you go. describe your bruises properly
McCormick Science Institute: yes this is a real thing. the site shows off research on spices and gives the history on them. be historically accurate or just indulge in mindless fascination. boost your restaurant au with it
A Glossary of Astronomy Terms: to pepper in that sweet terminology for your astrophysics major college au needs
On the last page of the chapter, everyone is smiling and and Ui says “isn’t this good?”
the final dialogue says “The CCG will accept the ghouls’ cooperation!” and the bottom of the page says “Tokyo will be reborn…!”
Diethard: I called a meeting of the inner circle because there's evidence that SOMEONE here is dating the enemy.
Zero: *totally not sweating nervously*
Diethard: Ohgi.
Zero: *exhales huge sigh of relief*
Diethard: Go ahead. Explain.
Zero: Yes. Please explain.
Ohgi: Um, Zero...we found sexting communications logs between your Knightmare and Kururugi's during the last several battles...
Zero: ...Fuck
Forever and always. - For heck’s sake, give us Hide’s backstory already.
Code Geass Text Posts: Lelouch Edition
Code Geass / Text Posts
I hope everybody can enjoy the typical day at the Russian parliament
How about you not draw Kaneki/haise this week I really hate having to see your art each chapter.
How about you suck my ass.
scarecrow: how about listening to professional advice? side caption: a silent strategy/plan, startㅡ..?
I WILL NIP ISHIDA IN THE BUD IF THIS NEXT CHAPTER IS SAD