Oh Boy I Sure Do Love Having Tons Of Trinkets

*at the zoo* luke: so what are they in for?

reid: this isn't a prison

luke: so they can leave?

reid: well no but-

tara, pointing at an anteater: i bet that one killed someone

RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME… anyways!

please don't pin my wrists above my head and prevent me from moving while you kiss my neck and whisper all the fucked up things you want to do to me while I'm rubbing myself with your thigh

Look at this.

WHY ARE WE BACK IN 2014

bill cipher is alive, david tennant is the doctor, new supernatural season might come out, homestuck is updating, mcr and fallout boy will headline a tour together, dan and phil are gay, ian and anthony are making smosh vids again, mcu loki has his own show, new scott pilgrim show used the same cast as the movie, josh hutcherson is being thirsted after

*charles xavier voice* i need him in a way thats concerning to mutant-human relations

so funny the the least believeable part about the infamous ‘dan and phill kiss at the fall out boy/my chem/panic! concert is now that panic! at the disco is there