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Redoing the criminal minds ships as Taylor songs, each ship has two besides Ralvez because I couldn’t think of another song for them, sorry.
Jemily: August or lavender haze
Ralvez: Labyrinth or Sweet Nothing
Hotchniss: Illicit affairs or all too well
Moreid: Out of the woods or You’re losing me
Garvez: Paper rings or How you get the girl
Morcia: Style or gorgeous
Jeid: The one or Champagne problems
Spencelle: Midnight Rain or right where you left me
Willifer: Come back.. Be here or Lover
Demily: Red or Enchanted
Temily: Dress or Daylight
Spaeve: Exile or Haunted
Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.
Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Tara:
Tara: Water you doing?
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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?
Reid: Swimming..
Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
JJ: Elephants.
Luke: Blocked.
Matt: Camels.
Luke: Extra blocked.
Garcia: Donkeys.
Luke: Ultra blocked.
Reid: That dick.
Luke: ...Followed.
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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
Finally got around to watching Criminal minds season 16 and it was just meh
I mean don't get me wrong I like how the went a different approach with the unsub, spending the whole season to find out who he is
But It just felt bland, the characters didn't feel the same. Garcia just seemed kinda mean, hardly any scenes of Tara and Luke
And Tyler Green?? There wasn't any chemistry between Tyler and Garcia.
What happened to Matt Simmons?? They mentioned him once and that's it??
Tara : Are you a top or a bottom ?
Emily : I'm a threat.
JJ, from across the room : She's a bottom.
Garcia : If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee and hot Cheetos into an energy smoothie, would it kill me ?
Tara : I mean, only if you die.
Garcia, getting the blender : Imma do it
Rossi : Garcia nO-
Criminal Minds Evolution Eve!!!!!!!?!?
I just posted my garvez smau on my twitter. For the people who don't have twitter I'll try to post it here or on my ao3 ... I'll see
https://x.com/jemily_garvez/status/1832392789516038626?t=MjOhBhnDx5uhr1g1GESNTg&s=19
Chapter 1 is here go read it
Me: I suck at writing, I'm never gonna write anything
Also me: *starts writing group chat fanfic for criminal minds evolution*
So I just finished Criminal Minds and no I am not okay