I Just Got Described As An "ad Hating Commie" By Someone Because I Said A Minute Of Youtube Ads Is Unpleasant.

Disaster two

🍓🍓 reblog to give some chocolate covered strawberries to your beloved mutuals 🍓🍓

Yooooo I DIDN'T miss it!

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

the suffering never ends

if tumblr were a village and all of us were the villagers living in this place together, we’d be walking outside our houses to the street filled with our neighbors marching with knives in hands today.

x/twitter, instagram, tiktok and other social media platforms would be looking at us from their villages with fear in their eyes, not understanding what the fuck our village got going on this time.

I think it would be poetic for us.

Alfred agreeing is the best part

Okay but Bruce has to grow out a beard for a mission and after he shaves it all his kids are screaming bloody murder, the justice league lose it and the public is heartbroken.

The league still maintains some decorum in front of him, though they pout whenever they see him without it the first time. The public has been crying in outrage demanding he grow it back because the man looked like a fucking Greek god.

His kids? Oh, they don’t acknowledge him as the same person.

There’s Beard Wayne, and Bruce Wayne.

And nope. To them, they’re not the same. No matter how much Bruce tries. And to his chagrin, Alfred agrees with them.

Why the fuck not, ig

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

real adult™ tip from a real adult™ with executive dysfunction

do stuff while waiting for other stuff

like that sounds intuitive and vague but so much of the day is spent in a period of wait and if you struggle to motivate yourself to do things then this is the best time

waiting for your water to boil? bag up your garbage. waiting for your coffee to drip? wipe down your counters. roommate taking up the bathroom? scoop the cat box. waiting for your food to cook in the microwave? do however many dishes you can while it’s in there. 

waiting is the perfect time to do a limited amount of something for yourself where you would be otherwise just standing around doing fuck-all

HELL YEAH