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These promos are the best

This scene is kinda funny because every pit crew and crew chief starts eavesdropping on what's going on💀

Yknow that theory that Cars 2 was just a Mater's tall tale?

WELL,

If i believed that theory, I think that he under exaggerated it, like it was way worse and even more violent but he made it kid friendly when retelling the story at the end of cars 2.

I still love the fact that Lightning still had no idea what the hell was happening during the London race in cars 2.

All he hears is bomb and he's on board with Mater like "I don't know who your new friends are, but I'm going to help you despite not knowing what I'm helping you with and only cheering you on."

Didn't do Lightning much good lmao

Let me be inaccurate 😌🔫

The best part about writing humanized cars for me is to do with the fact that Lightning doesn't actually have doors.

He has these 2 silly things on his roof, it's established that those are his rear view mirrors.

Now, if a racecar has no doors, it has a roof opening, the driver enters this way.

So I imagine Human Lightning just falls in awkwardly and doesn't do it the normal way ever.

It's been 5 years

WHAT HAPPENED

My friends were playing charades and the dude playing just pulls out a fake gun and pretends to explode and just dies.

I found out later he was acting out Cars 2💀💥

John Lasseter being the worst drawer😭

I actually have a list that has how many times Lightning has hospitalised in the fics I've read💀

I beg your mcfucking pardon???

Humour that someone can only get if they've read the book

WHY DID THEY DELETE THE CUTE WELCOME SIGN

My search history is going to look so weird at the end of the year

The storyboard😭

He looks so much more deranged

When Zundapp asks Lightning "You! Why didn't my death ray kill you!?" Lightning is slowly backing away and jerks back too.

Bro, you're like 3 times Zundapp's size and can squish him in a second.

Some feral screenshots of the moment I'm talking about:

The storyboards are so violent bro

😧

I think the animators and directors have a thing for Lightning and Francesco with how many times they've been called sexy and other various words that I will not repeat.

Cars storyboard art is the greatest thing ever

Ngl

I thought Lightning and Mater were going to get high or drunk or something and turn into humans temporarily in one of the Cars on the road episodes.

Yknow, like that scene in the good dinosaur? (But less weird)💀

How tf do I draw Zil, i can't find a storyboard with him in it

Edit:

Yknow, I'm gonna improvise

No wonder he joined the lemons, he's so ugly😭

So I watched way too many videos about the original plot of Cars 2.

It was so violent😭

But apparently Lightning was supposed to get tangled up with Finn while Mater and Giulia ran away together?

I just find it really funny because Finn and Lightning don't actually speak to eachother directly at anypoint in the final version of Cars 2 lmao

One of Lightning's voicelines in the cars 2 videogame is "Special agent Lightning McQueen, at your service."

But with my headcanon that Lightning is a shit spy, I'd imagine another character laughs at him whenever he says it near them.

When your watching Cars on the road and Lightning's voice switches from confident and a little bit arrogant to dilf in record time

Owen Wilson is the best

Why you shouldn't pause Cars

If the Pixar's were in Once Upon A Studio, I would've expected a comical cut to Remy holding a villain at knife point while another villain gets beat up by the Pixar kids

hey haha what if finn and holley were killed while on a mission? and no one was able to tell mater? and mater is still waiting for them to visit radiator springs again?

More memes because I don't have a hobby besides writing

I have an old Lightning toy that is rubbery and hollow.

So basically

I can squish him in my hand like a stress ball

Guido in here with an actual scary costume

Memes I made on Cars 2