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New meme I made after seeing the final group photo for Once Upon A Studio.

My friend called me this morning and just started off with no hello or anything.

"You know in Once Upon A Studio where every Disney character comes to life? Where are the Pixar characters?"

"It's just the disney characters, the Pixar characters are probably at Pixar studios."

"They're probably fighting for their life."

"Huh."

"The Pixar characters are in life threatening situations every second in some of their movies. They're probably fighting a monster or something."

"Go to sleep."

And I couldn't stop thinking of how funny the idea was

I get whiplash everytime I remember Mater is way older than Lightning

THIS MF GUESSED IT

HOW TF WITH THOSE RANDOM ASS QUESTIONS

Guys, be honest

Did Max Schnell insult Boris Johnson?

Lmao

Max Schnell has a washing machine heart💅

Guys, be honest

Did Max Schnell insult Boris Johnson?

Lmao

Max Schnell has a washing machine heart💅

Wow, gotta learn how to translate Celsius into Fahrenheit so my cars fics are more believable that they take place in America.

Wait

If I don't understand Fahrenheit,

Then Lightning isn't allowed to understand Celsius

Punishing a character for my own stupidity

Oh my god

SHU

WHAT HAPPENED

Lightning doesn't believe in being cringe, so you shouldn't either 😀👍

Cringe Culture has been thrown out the window, mowed down by bulldozers and it's as dead as disco.

You see, cringe culture was the kind of thing only someone who accidentally super-glued their pants to the floor would find amusing. It was so out of touch, it couldn't even pick up a WiFi signal in an Apple store. It had all the hilarity of a cat trying to play the tuba while wearing a sombrero made of cheese. Cringe culture was like a karaoke singer who thinks they're nailing it but is actually belting out the national anthem in a foreign language. It was as useful as a screen door on a submarine or a car with square wheels.

Cringe culture was that friend who always showed up to the party wearing a tuxedo and bowling shoes because they thought they were fashionable. It tried to pass off being judgmental as comedy. In the grand scheme, cringe culture was just a gummy bear in a world full of chocolate cakes-utterly toothless. It was the online equivalent of a failed magic trick where the rabbit in the hat turned out to be a dishcloth. Cringe culture peaked at lemonade stand negotiations, tragically unaware that the price was already fixed at one cute smile.

And so, a ship was born.

Look at Lightning's face💀

His dumb fucing smile after Francesco basically calls him hot is way too funny

I don't know why, but one day I decided to memorise all the WGP racers names.

This was just something I made a goal.

I just remember this fact everytime I need all their names👇

There are 11 of them, even though there are 12 spots in the mf races in cars 2.

(I repeated each of their names twenty times every day💀)

I thought it'd be funny to download Dreamlight valley, yknow that little Disney game? I just said, hey, imma see if pixar characters show up. And they do.

But then the game became so dark that some days I was just sat on the couch staring at the tv wondering if I could deal with disney trauma today.

Do Lightning and Francesco have high level spy clearance then?

I understand Lightning having it but Francesco???

Bonus:

Headcanon that Lightning is shit at being a spy

Don't ask questions

Edit: Alright then

Completely unrelated question that definitely has nothing to do with this poll😀

You guys ever seen The Hangover?

Fic idea thought up at midnight that I can't recall:

What does John Cena'd mean💀

Nevermind😀

These two characters have the absolute best reaction.

When a character never speaks in a movie and isn't important but you create a whole personality for fics off the very few expressions they make.

Autocorrect is the best

HE LOOKS SO SAD😭

When Zundapp asks Lightning "You! Why didn't my death ray kill you!?" Lightning is slowly backing away and jerks back too.

Bro, you're like 3 times Zundapp's size and can squish him in a second.

Some feral screenshots of the moment I'm talking about:

I vaguely remember a fanart where human Lightning is German suplexing human Francesco💀

I'll try to find it, but this was like a year or more ago.

Edit: I found it

This photo is the reason I know what a German suplex is

Something that High boi, AKA, the movies explained by an idiot guy noticed.

Lightning never makes the Willy's Butte turn in any of the movies, shorts or the show💀

Like he can do the manauver but we never see him use it on that turn.

Why can he stand up so much taller than his default💀?

I understand he was modified for the race but LIKE???

Fucking tarantula

That feeling when your literally torturing a character in your fic and you just wanna

And then throw them right back into the deep end💀

Memes I created about the studios

Currently making a fic where 90% of it is Francesco and Lightning calling eachother the worst insults ever

Give me some creative insults for them to use against eachother

I came up with an amazing idea,

In humanized universes of cars (fics or whatever) Lizzy is hallucinating everybody as cars.

They're humans

But Lizzie mistakes them for cars.

"Now get outta here you racecar!"

"Racecar?"

"Yes, a corvette from what I see. Now out!"

Lizzie has extensive car knowledge despite having terrible memory and hallucinations.

I accidentally held the m key while scrolling through tiktok

Oh yeah, uh

What the hell happened to Carl? Did he die? Like where tf did he go?

I'm just imagining him watching the World Grand Prix and going insane.

(If you don't know who Carl is, he is from the book Cars: Struck by Lightning. he was Lightning's "best friend" from the racing academy they trained at. He betrays Lightning and leaves, gets a career and disappears)

(And its a very popular theory that they were more than friends while at the academy💀)

I forgot about this

Boutta make a cars dating sim💀