Raekenparker - Fandoms I Write For

Stiles: when I was born the gods said ‘too pure, much perfection’

Derek: wrong

Derek: when you were born the devil said ‘ooOooOOh cOmpETitIOn’

Derek: *sneezes*

Stiles, hiding in the vents: Bless you

Derek, looking around: …God?

Scott: I got called pansexual in Walmart guys.

Lydia: What happened?

Scott: I got called pansexual in Walmart.

Stiles: Yeah but why?

Scott: I was being pansexual.

Allison: In Walmart?

Scott: Yeah it was in Walmart.

Liam: urgh why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?

Liam: I JUST REALIZED HOW THAT SOUNDS AND I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY I HAD A NOSE BLEED I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER

Mason: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood fyi

Theo:do you think if you shot hydrogen peroxide up into someone's blood stream, it'd kill them?

Corey: this house is full of murderers.

Melissa, to Lori: What is the on thing I told you not to do?

Lori: Read fanfiction late at night.

Melissa: And what did you do?

Lori: Read fanfiction late at night.

When someone suddenly enters the room while I’m reading fics I have two ways of reacting:

One is being able to hold the eye of whoever decided to approach me while reading shamesly smutty fics and not even batting a fucking eye while doing so.

Two is my heart beating as if I’ve just being caught hidding a dead body and getting too nervous that I quickly unplug my laptop before the person even barely finishes stepping into the room.

Stiles introducing most of the pack: This is Lydia she’s a banshee. Derek, Isaac, Scott and Liam are wolves. Malia is a coyote. Allison and I are human but Allison was kind of a hunter. And this is Theo I haven’t got an idea what he is, he just showed up on our doorstep so we kept him

stiles: That’s it! You’re all grounded. boyd, no erica for you; derek, no stiles for you; erica, no boyd for you.

erica: Aw, c'mon!

stiles: *Points to isaac* No shopping for you. And… *Looks at peter* Oh my God, is there anything that you love?

peter: Revenge.

stiles: Then no vengeance for you.

peter: I was gonna say ‘I’ll get you for this’, but I guess that’s off the table.

Theo: No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.

Liam: wow that’s so deep… I’m so proud of you

Mason: it’s from spongebob

Theo: :)

Like his long hair is A+