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The most toxic thing any of my fictional boyfriends did was raise my standards.

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Represents their dynamic in the most correct way possible.

9: I thought I told you no.

Rose: But your eyes said yes.

Might start to post some of my wattpad imagines on here. Should I do that? Would any of you like to read it? Some one help me plz!!!

By the way most of my work is teen Wolf or Kai Parker right now.

Melissa, to Lori: What is the on thing I told you not to do?

Lori: Read fanfiction late at night.

Melissa: And what did you do?

Lori: Read fanfiction late at night.

Jack: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dean: Why?

Jack: To get to the idiot’s house

Jack: Knock knock

Dean: Who’s there?

Jack, grinning: The chicken

Dean:

Jack:

Dean: I won’t kill you on one condition

Jack: What?

Dean: Go tell this joke to Sam

Dean: Wow this parking job is about as straight as I am

Sam: I don’t know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me or that you just insulted my fucking parking

Dean: After the heist is over, we split up and never communicate again.

Crowley: [about to unveil his “crime buddies forever” friendship quilt] never?

Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.

Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.  

Dru: *Stares blankly*

😂❤

Kit: I am the smartest, most skilled member of this group

Ty: Is your hand stuck in that candy machine?

Kit: I paid for my skittles... I'm getting my skittles.

Julian: This plan will require using Kit’s greatest strength.

Kit: What, my hair? My eyes?

Julian: Your obnoxious personality.

mason: i need some serotonin

corey: *stands up*

corey:

corey: *sits back down*

corey: i forgot what that was for a second, i was going to get you some

mason, eyes welling with tears: the serotonin has arrived

monroe: you're too late, you'll never stop me now!

liam: that's where you're wrong, bitch! we will stop you with the powers of:

mason: friendship!

corey: harmony!

theo: incredible violence

liam: and love!

liam: i'm bi and confused

liam: not about being bi, i just have no idea what's going on

Liam: urgh why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?

Liam: I JUST REALIZED HOW THAT SOUNDS AND I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY I HAD A NOSE BLEED I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER

Mason: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood fyi

Theo:do you think if you shot hydrogen peroxide up into someone's blood stream, it'd kill them?

Corey: this house is full of murderers.

every friend group has...

a himbo: scott mccall

a mean bisexual: stiles stilinski

even meaner lesbian: lydia martin

she/theys: malia tate

he/theys: isaac lahey

a token straight that’s on thin ice: allison argent

an astrology bitch that has everyone’s birth charts memorized: kira yukimura

a short king: liam dunbar

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

Liam: You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

Nolan: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard

Stiles : But what if I die tomorrow & never eat any nachos??

Theo : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day!!

theo: i'm one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life

theo: you know, like bruce wayne, peter parker, hannah montana

Stiles introducing most of the pack: This is Lydia she’s a banshee. Derek, Isaac, Scott and Liam are wolves. Malia is a coyote. Allison and I are human but Allison was kind of a hunter. And this is Theo I haven’t got an idea what he is, he just showed up on our doorstep so we kept him

Stiles: when I was born the gods said ‘too pure, much perfection’

Derek: wrong

Derek: when you were born the devil said ‘ooOooOOh cOmpETitIOn’

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

I did it,I finally figured out who's the gay cousin in the puppy pack...... everyone

The whole teen wolf fandom

Scott:I need you guys to think straight

Liam,Theo,Nolan, Brett,Mason,Corey and Alec:*leaves*

Scott:THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT

Wow! Never been attacked like that.

When someone suddenly enters the room while I’m reading fics I have two ways of reacting:

One is being able to hold the eye of whoever decided to approach me while reading shamesly smutty fics and not even batting a fucking eye while doing so.

Two is my heart beating as if I’ve just being caught hidding a dead body and getting too nervous that I quickly unplug my laptop before the person even barely finishes stepping into the room.

The Things We Never Got

Erica and Malia meeting

Isaac and Theo meeting

Theo and Derek meeting

Isaac and Liam meeting

Allison beating the hell out of Liam for killing Scott then literally being Theo’s worst nightmare for betraying all of them

Genuine Jordan Parrish and Lydia Martin pairing

A conclusion of Kira’s journey with the Skinwalkers

A conclusion about why Chris decided to leave Isaac in France

How Ethan and Jackson met

That awkward convo between Ethan and Jackson that went something like this:

Jackson: Yeah my friends back in Beacon Hills tried to stop me from murdering innocent people but I was constantly controlled. A girl named Lydia Martin finally brought me back.

Ethan: My twin brother, Aiden, dated her while I was with a guy named Danny.

Jackson: You dated my best friend.

Ethan: He was your best friend?

Jackson: Yes.

Ethan: Well…your friends tried to kill me.

Jackson: And you tried to kill them…

Ethan: So did you.

Jackson: Is Stiles still helpless in love with Lydia like Scott is with Allison?

Ethan: Stiles still loves Lydia. Allison died saving Isaac. 

Jackson: Why did she save his worthless pathetic self?

Ethan: They were a thing.

Jackson: Why the fuck did I leave? Everything went to shit once I left.

A cute ass Hale story of Peter, Laura, Derek, Cora and other younger generation family members playing together when they were under 10 and somebody did something embarrassing as hell and the others always reference it. 

Theo’s revive green muck being used on Allison

An actual progression of Scalia

The pack hitting Chris for healing Gerard with the special flower

A proper explanation of Alec’s purpose - great, he was an omega that was saved and he gets to know all of Scott’s story because he’s taking him on just like that???

Noah and Melissa romance - It would’ve been great instead of Natalie and Noah which would’ve made Stiles and Lydia weird or Chris and Melissa which was basically Scott and Allison in the sense an Argent and McCall were together to the end as a sweet bliss thing. Stiles and Scott could’ve been actual brothers.

A proper reason for that elevator scene between Theo and Liam and why it was filled with so much sexual tension but neither one acted on it. Like you can sense each other’s chemosignals JUST BE CANON ALREADY.

No junior prom

No senior prom

NO GRADUATION

The story behind Peter meeting Corinne and that whole love fiasco

Other supernatural creatures from other cultures’ myths and tales. We got Kitsune from Japanese legend, Kanima from South-America, even the Wild hunt, so why is everything else were-blah blah.

Stiles having any PTSD from VoidStiles

The full extent Mountain Ash can be used for.

The use of these magical herbs Chris knows so much about but can’t mention them in earlier seasons 

What Alan Deaton and Marin Morrell actually are. Are they siblings? Are they both emissaries/druids? 

Liam’s struggles with I.E.D. after he’s used to being a werewolf. Like where’s the progression of him struggling again after Hayden left? Yeah, he was sad but him raging out in 6b should’ve been more frequent. 

An actual team-up between the babes of Beacon Hills. Banshee, Kitsune, Werecoyote, Hunter, Mercenary, Nurse, Were-Jaguars, Werewolves. All of them in one frame. The boys have nothing compared to them.

Greenberg. If any rando was filmed during 6b then it should’ve been Greenberg with Coach taking down those hunters to save Jackson. We went six seasons for Stydia, why must we never get an answer as to who the hell Greenberg is?

Any hints as to what will happen next. Does the main pack go off to College while Liam and the pup-pack guard Beacon Hills with papa Derek? Is Nolan accepted? Thiam? 

The underlying curiosity if Malia was to go to France at the start of 6b would she had met Isaac? She should’ve gone, sniffed him out and brought him back. 

That genuine talk between Scott and Isaac about caring for Allison.

Why Allison went by her middle name since her full name is apparently Celestine Allison Argent?

Allison’s funeral

Erica’s funeral

Boyd’s funeral

Aiden’s funeral

Any funeral at all other than Kate’s fake one

An answer to a possible spin-off or reboot

Isaac’s actual answer as to why he insisted on wearing scarves

We didn’t get a lot of things. I’m still mad about some - mostly the lack of explanation for characters’ dropping off the face of the earth or how deaths didn’t get properly mourned and grief wasn’t properly expressed.

me: *laughs at the mention of sex while reading an assigned book in class*

also me: *can read a 30k smut fanfic with a straight face*