Scott:I Need You Guys To Think Straight

Lydia: Over here we have beautiful couples-

Scott: I care about your feelings!

Kira: I care about your feelings too!

Mason: I love you

Corey: I love you more

Lydia: and over there are the disaster gays

Stiles: STOP ALMOST DYING ON ME THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH

Derek: I WOULDN'T ALMOST DIE IF YOU STOP GETTING IN TROUBLE

Theo: STOP PUNCHING ME

Liam: STOP MAKING A 'PUNCH ME' FACE

Theo: Y/N got me a ‘get better’ card

Scott: that’s nice

Scott: wait-

Scott: what happened to you?

Theo: oh, nothing. she/ he just thought I could get better

Malia: Do you ever hear those voices in your head anymore?

Theo: Sometimes.

Malia: What do they say?

Theo: Sometimes they make plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. Other times they remind me to pick up chips for Liam because Liam likes chips.

I did it,I finally figured out who's the gay cousin in the puppy pack...... everyone

The whole teen wolf fandom

lydia: so what’s the best way to a man’s heart?

allison: between the fourth and fifth rib. that’s where i usually go. i’ll put a twist at the end if i want to make sure.

lydia: why did i even bother

“Allison. Can I see you in my office? [staring at a half-naked Isaac] Where I keep my guns. [a few seconds later, yelling from his office] Another werewolf?”

— Chris upon catching Allison and Isaac in the act, Teen Wolf, S3E15

When someone suddenly enters the room while I’m reading fics I have two ways of reacting:

One is being able to hold the eye of whoever decided to approach me while reading shamesly smutty fics and not even batting a fucking eye while doing so.

Two is my heart beating as if I’ve just being caught hidding a dead body and getting too nervous that I quickly unplug my laptop before the person even barely finishes stepping into the room.

“How come you get his shirt and I get a shoe?”

Scott: Okay. Say whatever comes to mind, okay?

Liam: Okay.

Scott: Summer.

Liam: Winter.

Scott: Rock.

Liam: Paper.

Scott: Theo.

Liam: Hot.

Scott: What?

Stiles: WHAT?!

Liam: What?

Mason: what do you crave more than anything else?

Corey: stability

Theo: peace of mind

Liam: chocolate chip pancakes