Unsolicited advice - you gotta weigh the pros and cons of a situation. Example:
Cons: I’m alive
Pros: Pretty spouse, cats, Chinese food
This is gorgeous. All we need now is smell-o-vision.
A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.
The BG3 fandom has to be one of the horniest fandoms out there. Not that I'm complaining. I love you little freaks.
Reunions
Y’all, I drOPPED MY CUPCAKE.
This is why Jaheira won’t let Astele bring sweet rolls into their shared soak.
Current situation: eating a cupcake while taking a bath because I got a massage yesterday and the masseuse beat the shit out of me.
Also wondering whether Jaheira and Astele would be bath girls or shower girls?
I bet Astele would appreciate the quickness of a shower, while Jaheira would be a long, hot bath lover with bath bombs and bath teas and shit like that.
Jaheira would have one of those deep copper bathtubs so the water would stay hotter for longer.
Astele would have a stand-up shower and only soak when Jaheira invited her to bathe together.
I don’t think either would eat cupcakes.