The BG3 Fandom Has To Be One Of The Horniest Fandoms Out There. Not That I'm Complaining. I Love You

getting my yearning surgically removed tomorrow

Oh, I'm no innocent. But evil? Well, you tell me. With the Fist and the Watch and the Council itself all licking the Absolute's boots, who's the only one left standing to protect Baldur's Gate? ↳ ASTELE “NINE-FINGERS” KEENE👋🗡️

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

BG3 Companions as Weird Old Newspaper Clippings (courtesy of yesterdaysprint)

Wyll:

Karlach:

Gale:

Halsin:

Lae'zel:

Shadowheart:

Astarion:

Jaheira:

Minsc:

Minthara:

"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.

Above all, don't forget to lezz out

Which is why cats respond so well to ‘pspsps.’

In the native dialect of Lesbos, Sappho's name is spelled "Psappho". I sometimes picture what it would have been like if that had been the spelling modern English had gone with. Imagine being psapphic.