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Oh, I'm no innocent. But evil? Well, you tell me. With the Fist and the Watch and the Council itself all licking the Absolute's boots, who's the only one left standing to protect Baldur's Gate? ↳ ASTELE “NINE-FINGERS” KEENE👋🗡️

Someone desperately needs to take photo mode away from me.

Anyway, take a break from your mental illness to enjoy mine. I’ll warn you, these are poorly done and NSFW.

Jaheira x Nine-Fingers (technically my Tav, but we’re all on tumblr to use our imaginations, right??)

The wife and I went to a hockey game last night. I present to you my unsolicited BG3 hockey thoughts:

Gale - would be the announcer (and we all know why)

Lae’zel - she wouldn’t understand the game, but she would love the fighting (she’d probably shank someone with a broken hockey stick)

Karlach - she would understand the game and the fighting would be a toss up; she wouldn’t start a fight, but she’d defend her teammates; I’d probably make her a goalie (after her heart gets fixed so she can’t melt the ice, obvs)

Halsin - would understand the game, but is too gentle for fighting; he might be backup goalie

Minsc - does not understand the game, would love the fighting, really just wants a hotdog

Astarion - couldn’t care less, just wants good wine, would be too afraid to break a nail (I will not be apologizing for that statement)

Minthara - would understand the game, would love the fighting, would try to poison the other team

Shadowheart - would sort of understand the game, but would miss every single goal

Wyll - understands the game, but would just want to skate because it’s like dancing (also not apologizing)

Oathbreaker Paladin - would understand the game and would be amazing at it, would probably fight especially if it meant someone was breaking an oath

Dame Aylin - was there when the game was invented and played in the first ever league, she single-handedly started hockey fights

Nine-Fingers Keene - would understand the game, would probably fix the game where she would come out on top regardless of the winner, would also enjoy fighting and would shank someone with a broken hockey stick (no probables there)

Rion - she’s got some anger issues and I think would understand the game and would also love to kick some ass

Zevlor - would understand the game, would love the fighting, would probably be quite good

Orin - would understand the game, would love the fighting and would also shank someone with a broken hockey stick (although she might stab her own teammates, which is problematic)

Jaheira - would be the team mom and alternate between cheering on the fighting and being upset about the fighting

Ketheric Thorm - would be the team dad and would love the fighting

Isobel Thorm - just there to watch Aylin, but knows everything about the game because of Aylin

Gortash - too busy trying to become the hockey commissioner to care about the game or the players

Volo - thinks he’s the announcer, but really there to entertain children with his nonsense

Withers - referee

Scratch and the Owlbear - mascots

(Obligatory fight pic from last night’s game)

I found another aaa dialogue from when you side against the Guild :')

If you side with her against the Zhents for the fight but then double cross her with Minsc you get this:

The fucking parallels I'm crying 😭

I had to drive to Baltimore (Maryland) and back today. It was a 10-hour drive round trip. I did not have a fun time. However, I did see this monstrosity:

🤷🏻

I’m just trying to listen to the Magic Flute. But I have a window in my office. It has been raining all day. The rain has stopped. Now everyone wants to look through said window. Please leave?

mfw when larian didn't include a secret Jaheira romance in patch 8 despite my delusions...gilf enjoyers are the most oppressed gamers truly

“Someone will remember us

I say

even in another time”

- Fragment 147, Sappho

Fragments by Sappho mock book cover 💘💐🕊️

I’ve been continuing to play with cover concepts, and am very excited to share this one for a prospective collection of Sappho’s poem fragments. 💘

I’d come up with the idea earlier, to reuse my illustration of Flora from Stabiae, but this week I stumbled across this very cool font named Big Caesar that looks just like ancient handwriting. I’ve tweaked it a little bit to fit the composition, but overall kept the original look.

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

Y’all are sleeping on this ship for real.