A Zoologist Is Taken By Aliens And Told To Give A Presentation On The Animals Of Earth. Turns Out, Earth

A zoologist is taken by aliens and told to give a presentation on the animals of Earth. Turns out, Earth animals are absolutely mortifying.

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2 years ago

During the annual Familiar summoning course for first year students at the magic academy, some students end up with creatures like Beetles to bunnies to even a lion, you on the other hand wound up summoning an Arch-Dragon in his human form

1 year ago

My Mudsdale isn’t allowed to just wander around the neighborhood freely. Most of his attempts to take other Pokémon are when they wander onto our property, or when we’re riding out for a walk.

I received Mudsdale from a family member who bought him a few months after I fully dedicated to running a ranch, which is when I started breeding Doduo. He was already a 7 year old Mudsdale at that point, and as far as I checked with the local Pokémon Center and research sources, his general behavior wasn’t too far out of the norm…

As far as I know, he was bred for competitive battling but had an injury early enough in life to skew training to be too troubling, so the original owners sold him to a suburban family who kept him alone… beyond that, I just know my aunt bought him from a different rehoming situation and then passed him off to me.

I through the socialization with the Doduo, Dodrio, and a few other Pokémon I’ve acquired would be enough to help balance out his herd nature, but he just started trying to corral Pokémon on walks or that the neighbors let wander around about a month ago.

My main partner (Mudsdale, M10) has been trying to kidnap the other Pokémon he sees around the neighborhood, and I’ve had to return half of them because they’re already owned and just being adopted by my giant mud horse.

I think he’s trying to start his own herd/family, but he was raised by himself, and I’ve only had other Pokémon for about two or three years, so I think it’s just instinct kicking in…

Got any Mudbray or other equine Pokémon that he could buddy up with? I’ve got space enough…

i'm trying to interpret this correctly, but...is your mudsdale just. allowed to wander around other people's properties? i'm surprised your neighbors haven't called the rangers on you yet. it's your responsibility to keep your pokemon contained on your property. even if your neighbors are doing the same, it's highly irresponsible to just let your pokemon wander, especially one as large and powerful as a mudsdale.

it's also concerning that your mudsdale has been alone most of its life. these are herding animals that need company. i'm glad you have other pokemon now, but that is a serious welfare concern.

we do currently have a mudbray up for adoption, but until you address the containment of your mudsdale, we cannot adopt out to you.

2 years ago

Theseus is the kind of gay dude who I’d expect to call me slurs that don’t apply, as well as those that do.

Asterius is too good for him.

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2 years ago

wild: this is my horse! his name is tiny

tiny, the absolutely massive horse from the “hunt for the giant horse” side quest, easily three times as tall as wild and covered in battle scars: …

wild: tiny is very friendly and nice and adorable and he’s super duper good at crushing bokoblins with his hooves and letting me shoot arrows while riding him so don’t worry

tiny: …

wind, shaking: i want twilight to bring epona back


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2 years ago

I’ve started so many Shishigumi WIPs and art things that in my head they’re a part of their own franchise at this point.

Like, Legoshi and Haru Who?

I also use them as the ideal framework for an ensemble group of RPG party members. They’re so full of headcanons that they hardly resemble the original lions at this point, but who really cares at this point?


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2 years ago
I LOVE HORSES

I LOVE HORSES

I LOVE HORSES
I LOVE HORSES

duality

2 years ago

Remember, half-skipping allows you to essentially Wave Dash through less populated areas, and even the more populated ones if you don’t fear the easy to outrun moped-cops.

I can't waste any time

I Can't Waste Any Time
2 years ago
Could Honestly Be Old News, But Just Discovered Someone Recreated The Pmd Personality Test Online, With
Could Honestly Be Old News, But Just Discovered Someone Recreated The Pmd Personality Test Online, With
Could Honestly Be Old News, But Just Discovered Someone Recreated The Pmd Personality Test Online, With
Could Honestly Be Old News, But Just Discovered Someone Recreated The Pmd Personality Test Online, With

could honestly be old news, but just discovered someone recreated the pmd personality test online, with an even longer option! absolutely adore this. 🥹

2 years ago

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

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