I LOVE HORSES

why are they so bitchy

So the Watchers hate Scott.

This is well established. And recently on stream InTheLittleWood talked about why (tldr; the Watchers feed off the negative emotions, the fear and loneliness and betrayal that the players generate during the games and in-between, and Scott just…refuses to be scared or lonely or feel betrayed, or hold grudges)

And I was thinking, at first, that the exception to this might be Third Life, where canonically after Jimmy died in the desert he felt so much grief it crystallized and literally became part of his character design. And I figured the Watchers should have at least gotten something from that.

Except.

He still had the crystals. Literally up until they were replaced with coral. Three seasons. Implying that it hadn’t been consumed by the Watchers. He really took his one negative leaning emotional experience, bundled it up and gave them nothing.

From day one

Mans just out here aggressively pursuing his cottagecore lifestyle in a death game with his friends to the point that other people come to him for interior decorating.

No wonder They hate his guts we love to see it.

“Dragons respect the strong,” the dragon said. “Okay, so if that’s true why do you never attack that one old farmer outside the city.” Asked the adventurer. “I’ll repeat, Dragons respect the strong.”

Thank you very much!

I’ll be over to discuss adoption and maybe have a meet and greet with the other boys soon!

Have you rehomed that Tauros pair from a while back?

I’ve been looking to expand my herd from a pair of brothers my grandpa bought at the fair one year but didn’t actually have room for in his backyard.

We were able to find a suitable home for one of them on a ranch in Paldea, but Duque is still here with us if you're interested! I actually recently posted a picture of us, if you want to check out how he's doing.

If you'd like to adopt him, feel free to drop by the ranch sometime soon and we can discuss it!

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Brawn, Brains, and Baby

He sure is something

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monsterfuckers come get yer milk

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you