Rancher-briar - A Pokemon-IRL RP Account

I'm not celebrating regaining your humanity-

Sir I was on my knees for you when you were scary

the most divorced man 

Every YA protagonist for either the first 5 chapters or first 2+ books of their series:

“Your powers are incredible. I’ve never seen anything quite like it.”

“Great. How do I get rid of them?”

hades fans come get your bullshit pspspspsp

back by popular demand, my persona thoughts the squeakquel

zagreus hadesgame is the character ever. he never shuts the fuck up. hes bi and polyamorous. he has feet made of lava. he enjoys fishing after a long day/night of killing his enemies. he fucking sucks at playing the harp. hes immortal but forever in his 20s and useless. patricide is literally in his job description. he doesnt know what birds are. hes a dogboy. he has a bed in his room that he doesnt sleep in and only ever uses to fuck. he accidentally convinced his friend that dionysus and himself are the same person and got a song written about him. his tits are immaculate. hes my everything

UTより。TorielさんとAsgoreさんです。

A zoologist is taken by aliens and told to give a presentation on the animals of Earth. Turns out, Earth animals are absolutely mortifying.

Luigi gets pegged

Got a photo of two Tauros brothers my grandfather bought from the fair on a whim… two fully grown, pure-bred Kantonian Tauros…

I don’t know what he was thinking, but hey, I got boyos out of it.

The one in the front is formally named Charger, but he responds to Grump more than anything else. He’s extremely protective, and served as a herd leader and livestock guardian for ages before being sold. Nowadays he’s a little more calm, and will even come up to ask for scratches sometimes!

The one in the back is Charger’s younger brother, Crusher, who responds to Sweetie. The bull looks fierce and as dangerous as he brother, but from how he’s acted in the half-decade I’ve had him and his brother, he wouldn’t hurt a Cutifly. Unless he’s out grazing, he usually tries to follow at my heels like a Growlithe.

I’ll post more pictures of these two and my other Pokémon as time goes on!