Theseus From Hades Is Unfuckable!

While thinking about SMT monster design we love

Nue :)

If we could afford to commission a giant plush of this guy I think all our mental illnesses would be cured

bowuigi wip bc they have me in a stranglehold right now orz

You are an engineer specialising in repairing robotic androids, in a world where they have gained full awareness, and proclaimed their wish to co-exist with humanity, rather than wage war. Now, damaged androids keep coming to you for repairs, while referring to you as a doctor.

back by popular demand, my persona thoughts the squeakquel

Remember, half-skipping allows you to essentially Wave Dash through less populated areas, and even the more populated ones if you don’t fear the easy to outrun moped-cops.

I can't waste any time

A zoologist is taken by aliens and told to give a presentation on the animals of Earth. Turns out, Earth animals are absolutely mortifying.

Does anyone know a solution for wanting to read or play one very specific thing that does, in fact, not, exist?

Totally asking for a friend and not looking for an excuse not to open another Google Docs or Sheets tab.

Heya! How is your mudscale doin'? Heard that he was getting in a bit of trouble and feeling alone lately!

(- @pokemonranch)

He’s doing well!

I’ve been spending the last few days giving him some TLC and making sure that he knows I love him. Stoutland’s been cuddling up with him at night too, since I asked him to help spend more time around the big lug.

He still likes collecting my neighbor’s free roaming Pokémon, but I need to have a talk with them about that… the Pokémon seem fine with Mudsdale grooming them and being protective, but they already have homes and some of the neighbors have gotten mad that I haven’t immediately brought them back, so I’m still on the hunt for a few permanent herd mates for him.

peak "what its like to own a cat" moment