Flowey Fans Are Crazy. All You Have To Do Is Mention His Name And They’ll All Start Screaming

Still Jaydove, but I have a temporary PFP for Halloween. It will go back to Simon tomorrow.

Guys…. What if…….

Mal Du Plushie

Please.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

i did not forget flowey friday!! (angstier than normal be warned)

at some point flowey tries to convince papyrus to kill people. he blatantly refuses. flowey gets papyrus to attack something, then moves a monster in front of him. the attack does no damage. he tries tricking papyrus into thinking it’s justified. he still won’t do it. he tells him it’s the only way to accomplish his dream. nothing. even if flowey forces him through every step, papyrus still can’t kill anyone. in terms of impossibility, it’s right up there with getting asgore to show him the souls.

eventually he breaks down. screams at papyrus. “it’s kill or be killed! why won’t you just KILL?” papyrus won’t affirm his worldview. and it makes him feel sick. if it’s an undeniable truth, and he KNOWS it is, why doesn’t papyrus..?

when he’s shouted his throat raw, he looks up at papyrus. and there’s not exactly pity in his eyes, but some kind of understanding. and then papyrus pulls out a stack of slasher films (where did he get those???) and they watch them until morning because “IF YOU WANT TO SEE VIOLENCE, FLOWERY, THERE’S A PERFECTLY EASY WAY TO SEE IT THAT DOESN’T INVOLVE MURDER!!” flowey reloads a couple times in a row til he stops screaming at the scary parts.

and okay, it’s STILL kill or be killed, but wrapped in blankets, eating popcorn, watching people get torn to shreds by someone that isn’t him for once… maybe there’s enough killing going on right now. later he’ll go back to it, he can’t avoid the truth. but for a little bit he can escape it. just for a little bit.

sometimes i think about toriel in that first run when flowey finds her in the RUINs, having her dead son return to her for comfort, broken and helpless, and being unable to provide for him in the one impossible way he desperately needed, "fixing him" "making it okay" the way only his mom should've been able to do.

flowey kills himself after she fails. you ever think about that? cause i think about that. you're gonna tell me she didn't notice? that she was cheerfully oblivious as things failed to get better and he grew more desperate and more hurt and more hopeless, as she failed him like she once did and always will fail him? you're gonna tell me that didn't eat her alive? didn't keep her up at night? didn't break her back into all those tiny little shards of herself she'd glued back together and swept under the carpet by sheer force of will?

do you think she gets nightmares about it, still?

omg chara deltarune no way

werent we the stars in heaven? werent we the salt in the sea?

THE SHAPE MY FUCKING CAT IS MAKING RIGHT NOW?

When texting, Clover uses proper grammar and punctuation. They also use basic emoticons like :) and ^_^.

When texting Flowey uses an obscene amount of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a lot of caps lock for emphasis because MOST MESSAGING APPS DON'T HAVE ITALICS!!!!!!!!!! He uses kaomojis too ( >◡• )⌒＊ <- his favorite

Henry!

He a smol bean