I Like That Both Undertale And Deltarune Tell You You’re A Bad Person For Playing Them

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

Asriel dreemurr

sometimes i think about toriel in that first run when flowey finds her in the RUINs, having her dead son return to her for comfort, broken and helpless, and being unable to provide for him in the one impossible way he desperately needed, "fixing him" "making it okay" the way only his mom should've been able to do.

flowey kills himself after she fails. you ever think about that? cause i think about that. you're gonna tell me she didn't notice? that she was cheerfully oblivious as things failed to get better and he grew more desperate and more hurt and more hopeless, as she failed him like she once did and always will fail him? you're gonna tell me that didn't eat her alive? didn't keep her up at night? didn't break her back into all those tiny little shards of herself she'd glued back together and swept under the carpet by sheer force of will?

do you think she gets nightmares about it, still?

i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

my wife

uhh hahahah

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goodbye forever

to add onto the “flowey has hyperspecific knowledge about a lot of topics” thing. he also has experience in a lot of areas that the average person may consider “odd” or “strange” or “really freaking creepy dude, wtf.”

for instance, he’s watching an action movie and someone just got stabbed and his first reaction is “that’s not how blood comes out of wounds. they didn’t cut through a big vein, so actually the blood would be more of a pour. if they attacked a little higher, closer to those veins near the heart, there’d maybe be that kinda spray. but, honestly, they haven’t even removed the sword yet, what’re they thinking?”

everyone scoots away.

omg chara deltarune no way

lucky patchers have one joke (it's me. i'm lucky patchers)

really fond of the idea they get to meet again post-asriel fight