Rand0mstuff349 - :3

my favorite ship trope is:

Can kill you ☠️🖤🔪🚫👿

And

Can kill you ✨️😚🫶💖🎊

to add onto the “flowey has hyperspecific knowledge about a lot of topics” thing. he also has experience in a lot of areas that the average person may consider “odd” or “strange” or “really freaking creepy dude, wtf.”

for instance, he’s watching an action movie and someone just got stabbed and his first reaction is “that’s not how blood comes out of wounds. they didn’t cut through a big vein, so actually the blood would be more of a pour. if they attacked a little higher, closer to those veins near the heart, there’d maybe be that kinda spray. but, honestly, they haven’t even removed the sword yet, what’re they thinking?”

everyone scoots away.

oh my god all the deltarune kids are so fucking lonely

what if deltarune is about lonely childhoods and being misunderstood while you really just want to be a kid

or what if the world is made of pudding idk i could be spewing gobbledygook

Starlo has encountered a human with a GUN and asks Ceroba for help on how to deal with a human on his couch that has a GUN. Did he mention the child has a GUN? Yes, they have a GUN.

Ceroba tells him to play dead, but a typo causes a chain reaction where Starlo ends up fathering the child that had a GUN.

First steps to being a dad? Teaching your kid how to ride a bike :D

happy flowey friday!

i've realized that there are a lot more things to do with timeline powers than just try out different options.

flowey convinces toriel to make him a snail pie (his favorite!) and he saves right before eating so he can eat it over and over without getting full or tired of it. he'll find out how to recreate a really happy moment and relive it when he's feeling down. he holds on to every happy memory, makes a running list of them so if it ever gets too predictable he can move on to another.

the list eventually goes into disuse. but on the surface, something dredges it up. and he can't recreate those memories perfectly, but he can try. and he can't fit all that pie in him again, but he can spend hours baking one every week as time keeps moving forward, and he can yell at frisk for mixing up the recipe and hear them crack a joke as they both dissolve into helpless laughter and, strangely, that feels like the same thing. and he keeps adding and adding to the list, and it feels really special when he gets to 100.

omg chara deltarune no way

happy birthday, aubrey! 🐰

I wish there was a way to completely OPT OUT of AI. Like you could set your ENTIRE Internet browser to NOT shove it down your throat.

When social media was getting big, you could just NOT get a Facebook or a Twitter. It was simple as that. You can't do that with AI.

Trying to find a job? It goes straight to an AI filter. Trying to look at art? Here's 100+ ai shit. Trying to look up who was in what movie from the 1980s? GOOGLE GEMINI IS HERE WITH THE COMPLETELY WRONG ANSWER!

Someone PLEASE create a way to allow people to get AI the FUCK OUT of our lives if we DO NOT WANT IT!

true story!

* I heard monsters are scary.

* I'm scary too, so I think I'll fit in.