Yas

Yas

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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7 years ago

Omfg

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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6 years ago

Yus

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7 years ago

He/she is still a good boy

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6 years ago

Good grief

what’s your stance on people who think tomtord is an abusive/toxic relationship?

Me @ those people:

Fam. Did you even watch Eddsworld? I’m assuming most are TomEdd shippers, but there’s those who just think it with whatever they ship.

I guess you forgot about Edd purposely shoving Tom into a fucking booby trap because it would be funny. That he agreed to use Tom’s head to bash through the train station gates because it’s funny. That he enjoys seeing Tom in pain because it’s funny. Stop seeing Edd as a sweet cinnamon roll who won’t hurt a fucking fly. You know you’ve seen him pull out a gun to shoot clones of himself and his friends. You know you’ve seen him be an utter complete asshole.

Same with Matt. He’s not some pure piece of shit. He’s made porn with himself. He’s led an entire zombie army against his friends. He’s not only vain, but narcissistic too. Truly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he uses one of the other three as a shield just to protect his face. Actually, he has put the boys in harms way! Back when he was trapped in the train station with zombies. Did he call the three to warn them to stay away? No, he wanted fucking help out of there! Did he just think about himself first???? GASP?!??! SHOCKING!

Oh yeah, Edd didn’t want to save Matt at that time either. He only did it for the emergency cola. (:

Oh, remember when Matt also questioned why Tom and him were running away from Future Edd if he only wants to kill Edd?? Yeah, let that thought process sink in.

We all know what Tom’s capable of. He’s shown to be so fucking passive with nearly everything. Remember Space Face? Uneffortlesssly pressing buttons to save everyone’s ass, hurray. Did Tom even glance when Edd was killed by that axe murderer? Nope. Just ran for himself. He also clearly can’t stand Matt, I don’t know why TomMatt is even a thing. 

I won’t straight up confront shippers about it, because you know, everyone can do what they want. It’s a fucking show, go wild. Fuckin holy hell though does Fanon piss me the fuck off. I can only say this because it’s my blog and I was asked my opinion.

Just.

Seriously, get out of here with that ‘bUT toMtORd Is AbuSIvE N ToXic!!!!” Just say you don’t like the ship and go.

6 years ago

If y’all don’t get it. It’s referring to the old saying of “step on a crack will break your mother’s back.”

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5 years ago
I Made This As Fast As I Could

I made this as fast as I could

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please tag as spoilers for those that haven’t seen the pilot yet


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7 years ago

This is beautiful

Foxpost is sleepy and sobering. Asks will be answered by fresh morning fox.

Foxpost Is Sleepy And Sobering. Asks Will Be Answered By Fresh Morning Fox.
5 years ago

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