Can We PLEASE Stop Posting About The Knew Owl House Episode Without Spoiler Marks AT LEAST Until It's

why did you leave this in the tags? Gotta be my favorite response XD

Rise of the guardians headcanon.

Jack can fall asleep in any position, and on pretty much anything.

Jack even falls asleep standing up sometimes. Or perched on something, like a bird.

Now someone please go write a story of the guardians finding Jack sleeping in weird places.

Or a rise of the brave tangle dragons fic where they find Jack asleep in strange places.

wtf is with all the "oppressive and hellish planet called Earth." Bullshit? The only reason it's "oppressive" and "hellish" is because of other human beings who are destroying it. This earth is magical and beautiful and I hate every single prompt or show or anything that says otherwise if not simply for the fact that humans are making it that way!

We need to save the planet not flee it! And if you think otherwise, even as a joke or for a fun story idea, than you're part of the problem, and that is exactly what I would tell those aliens.

I feel like I'm overreacting and maybe too tired to filter my rage isn't the best place to have this rant, it's kinda been a buildup of multiple things boiling over rn.

That's also what I would tell those aliens.

(the art is really pretty btw)

Guys

Guys

Guys

Emperor's New Groove AU

This is the real me. This. Not this. This. Not this. Winner. Loser.

I'm gonna destroy your little Ordon village and build my summer castle there. My birthday gift to myself!

Why do we even have that lever?!

You're excused

I'm so sorry for making you all see this. Y'all can block me, I deserve it.

lmao Link: **exists on a bridge**

Zill (the snot nosed kid): And I took that personally. **rams into him and falls in the water, leaving Link unscathed.**

Also apparently my little sister would make a terrible hero because she heard "you can't go in the forest without something to defend yourself with" put two and two together and stated "I'm not getting a sword!"

Now she's just frolicking around the island ignoring Tetra's plight lmao

my little sister is playing wind waker and I might just live-blog her considering I have to read what everything is saying for her anyways.

me: *notices the new season has started*

me: *can’t play sky at the moment because there’s no internet on my ipod*

me:

Okay. Another ROTG thought that just attacked me.

Pitch and Sandy are opposites.

Sandy brings dreams, Pitch brings nightmares. Sandy is gold (bright), Pitch is grey/black (dark). Sandy has dark eyes, Pitch has light eyes. Sandy is good, Pitch is bad.

Sandy is narcoleptic, Pitch is a raging insomniac.

At least, that’s what I think.

Besides, in order to spread bad dreams, AND fear, it would be resonable to assume the job takes up all the time you have for sleep.

I saw this post and then this one https://at.tumblr.com/thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001/705383557430902784/6nl59khmslmq directly below it

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

HAPPY JUNOWEEN YALL TIME TO GET S P O O K Y !

Rb to give your mutuals a baby stoat to gently hold

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!