I Was Struck With Inspiration

Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

I'm thinking Jack, because he knows that can't by games or toys, that stuff can't go with them into an alternate dimension, so he likes to laugh as Zvezda tries to get Luna to let him buy the teddy bear.

Luna would rather be anywhere else, because between Jack being a dink, Neggero/Negra passing out in the car, and Kolasi fussing over supplies, she's the one who has to keep Zvezda from buying the whole toy isle while simultaneously keeping Jack from encouraging Kolasi to overspend on food and clothes.

friend group: tag the oc that thinks dragging the others to walmart is a fun time, and the oc that would rather be anywhere else

Hey, Zelda fans

I have a question:

In Majora's Mask, when Link uses the song of time, he only goes back to when he first entered Termina, not any time before.

Do you think that's because he can't?

Think about it! Termina is an alternate reality to Hyrule! With parallels including people, and certain locations. So since Link never finds an alternate version of him (at least not one I'm aware of) that means he doesn't exist their at all, making his first steps out of the clock tower his first moments of existence in that place! I know people have canonically gone back to before they were born in other places in media, but Link appears to replace his past subconscious with his present one when he goes back, meaning there's no way he could go far enough back in time to prevent anything, and likely wouldn't be able to time travel out of Termina since it's a parallel dimension, not time.

Just a thought.

What are yours?

wow. 11 notes... impressive?

Warning: Self-pity party ahead

sometimes I envy the group chat fics I read about. Like, I want people who are chatting, and adding to the chat, and keeping in touch even if I'm not there to do so. I want people to call me a dork, or weird, or ask if I'm okay. I want people who don't care if I'm not always there because they know I don't have 24/7 access to the internet, and are happy when I can get online. I want to be able to joke, and poke fun at/with people, and just chat mindlessly. I want friends who are willing to put in as much effort to be friends as I do, even if I can't always be online. I don't want to be the only one in a group chat or dm chat who actually says anything in the chat before someone else does. And I'm really tired that the only friend who was able to do that was only not toxic, and a bully to me.

soooooo, stories gotten a little difficult to write, so for the moment have the weirdo in action(?)!

How close to the description did I get?

So I have a description of one of my characters, and a story/official art of him on the way! So Here's...

"Jackson Kinderlune was an odd boy. With pale skin littered in scars and callouses. Startling jungle green eyes, and moonlight silver hair that tumbled to below his chin like white rapids.

He wore a loose gray shirt that went down to his hips, and deep blue shorts that stopped just above his knee & were often confused as a skirt. The pair of dark ash boots he wore went up to just below his knees, and had a little pocket on the inside (the side of the boot that faces the other foot, not within the boot, that would be uncomfortable) of each to hold tiny snacks and his wallet. Little buttons shaped like a square, circle, and triangle (respectively) changed how much the boots way.

A small dagger sat on the outside (the side facing away from the other boot) of each boot. Designed to look as though they were a painting on the side.

A large four-pocketed backpack rested on his back at almost all times."

Discord said lorule four, so that’s what they got 😁😋

Rb to give your mutuals a baby stoat to gently hold

I wrote my first ever Vidow fic [unleashes an unholy amount of confetti]

I couldn't get the idea out of my head and I don't care if anyone has done this before honestly so BEHOLD

A SHITPOST inspired by that one fsr rambles post

what if there was an au where Shadow is revived as a cat, but he has no idea by who or why he’s a cat all of a sudden. While trying to figure it out he ends up getting found by Red who’s like “aw cute homeless babyyyyy… mine now!” And adopts him, which is of course like “no, wait. fuck. nO. WHY” and he keeps trying to get away from them cause they’re gonna be furious when they figure out there cat is their old enemy and knowing his luck it’s only a matter of time. but Red’s very purrsistent and finally manages to drag him home and is like “HEY GUYS I GOT US A CAT!!” and the only one okay with this immediately is Vio, and Blue takes one look at him and is like “Shadow.” And of course Shadow panics a little because “Fuck I’ve been found out already!” But Red’s like “huh?” And Blue says “a black cat with red eyes and the look of a war criminal? Yeah, I’m naming him Shadow there is no other possible name for him.” And shadows like “rude” but then Vio chimes in with “yeah we can name him Shadow Meowthazar the floof wizard or something” and Red is like “YES” and Shadow already hates his new life.

and you know for a fact that people tell there cats shit they wouldn’t tell anyone else because why go to therapy when you have a cat right there. And Shadow’s mission goes quickly from “find out who brought me back” to “give these people as much aggressive cat therapy as possible ma gawd.”

Green teaches him tricks and stuff to prank the others and Shadow is 1000% down for this because now he has an excuse for knowing how to open doors and read and also gets the added bonus of fucking with everyone, his favourite person to fuck with is surprisingly Vio which is only partially Green’s fault with his subliminal messaging because Vio has all the best responses whereas Red chalks it up to magic floof wizard powers and Blue just gets really excited like “finally someone to do my paperwork” or “oh you helping out Vio” nod “okay good help him get his ass out of his room to participate in society next” salute “thanks bud *gives him a treat and a pat*”

What if someone breaks in one night while everyone’s sleeping (like a monster or something) and they wake up to the sounds of a their cat possibly dying and the intruder in pain and they rush downstairs to save their cat but he’s just sitting on top of his felled opponent seemingly unscathed (because shadow powers and quicker healing) and they’re like “shit I am so glad this cat like us” and Red is like “I hereby knight thee Shadow Meowthazar floof wizard the slayer of intruders lord of Vio’s dark armies” and everyone is like “yes” and except Vio who is like “lord of my what?” Shadow regrets everything in life.