Oggiphony

mental mangiat del madonn

senap the benichon allo zenzero

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pasta pomodor basil cocoa

REM

Rapid Earlobe Motion. 

Uncontrolled intense flapping of the earlobes occuring during intensely distracting periods occasionally to the point of emitting a characteristic rattling noise. This goes in parallel with the release by the brain of a cocktail of confusing hormones and of the emission of somewhat baffling odorous by a gland situated just behind the ears. This effect is highly contagious and has in some instances lead to mass distractions lasting several hours and spreading according to wind directions and population density. The last recorded mass distraction occurred in 1232 A.D., during the canonization of Anthony of Padua, patron saint of lost items.

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the effervescent poetry of a concave mind: round 4

Escalator & bicycle went up to the fourth...

Siderant

Sident: Honourable title received after the end of a mandate as president.

Le president est mort, vive le sident!

Contact Ctrl Centre

Most esteemed readers, we hereby invite you to address all your distraction discovery reports to our interim chancellor of out of body communications, the right honorable Otto R. Espondre aka Vali Jumlat at is anonymous contact address aaddrrooiidd@gmail.com.

ps: do not hesitate to pack your report with intensely subliminal questions as at the DDD we pride ourselves never to consider anything as ultimate impertinences to the mighty human mind.

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