Meditation V.1.1

meditation v.1.1

The new 'sarcastic head contortion' method is a mostly distracting and very effective way to prepare your mind to an intense period of distraction discovery. Studies have shown that if complemented by a daily session of 'leisurely head convulsion' your distractions hunting and gathering experience might freeze curious areas of the brain to up to 97.9ºK. Which indeed is nice.

Note:

randomseldom does not take responsibility for any erratic cramps or spasmodic flapping of the earlobes.

Contact Ctrl Centre

Most esteemed readers, we hereby invite you to address all your distraction discovery reports to our interim chancellor of out of body communications, the right honorable Otto R. Espondre aka Vali Jumlat at is anonymous contact address aaddrrooiidd@gmail.com.

ps: do not hesitate to pack your report with intensely subliminal questions as at the DDD we pride ourselves never to consider anything as ultimate impertinences to the mighty human mind.

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randomseldom

14 years ago