Ok, But Picture This, A Bisexual Eddie And A Gay Steve Who's Still Working Out His Sexuality. Eddie Is

It's okay ( I cried till I couldn't breathe)

It's okay ( I got trust issues)

It's okay ( I can't fall asleep)

It's okay ( I hate myself)

It's okay ( I feel like I am not good enough)

It's okay ( I know I am the problem)

It's okay ( I got ptsd and trauma)

It's okay ( I lost my self confidence)

It's okay ( I find comfort in depression)

It's okay (I can't love anyone else)

It's okay ( I am cold-hearted now)

It's okay (I am not myself)

It's okay ( I lost myself)

It's okay It's okay It's okay

I am fine I am fine I am fine

Also what the fuck was the im sorry dance. They really just did that and there was no further context. One of them said "do a silly little jig for my forgiveness" one day and they both just. Committed. What is wrong with them I wanna study them under a microscope

Guys—

Eddie’s not weak, nor is he a twig.

Exhibit 1: he was able to YANK both Dustin and Mike out of their seats as if they were fucking hand bags.

Exhibit 2: he’s able to climb up a rope with NO support which uses SO MUCH core strength like bro I could never—

Exhibit 3: he’s in a band, he’s gonna do some heavy lifting and shit

Exhibit 4: when he tried to provoke Jason in that cafeteria scene, Jason fully just backs down

Exhibit 5: MANZ LITERALLY THREW STEVE AGAINST THE WALL

So allow me to present: Steve Harrington who knows full well that Eddie is able to completely and utterly manhandle him and absolutely living and thriving for it.

Thank you for your attention.

Arthur more or less claiming Parker's death in 35 is great both because it speaks to his immeasurable guilt complex and that at this point Arthur and John are so intertwined that they have just kind of resigned themselves to mutually taking credit for each other's murders.

Percy likes celebrating the twins birthday.

That was a lie.

Percy hates celebrating the twins birthday.

Look he loves the twins to death and all but the day always starts with pranks.

Every. Goddamn. Time.

And guess who the pranks are aimed at.

Yep that's right it's Percy.

Percy laughs it off usually because it's their birthday. Not to mention April Fool's day on top of that.

And birthdays are sacred in the Weasley family except his apparently.

(They keep forgetting his birthday even though his and Ginny's are in the same month.)

Even the cake isn't saved fron the twins. The cake always blasts.

It's the one thing that remains same whether in Hogwarts or the Burrow.

The cake blasts. And mostly lands on Percy's face.

Percy doesn't mind. He loves sweets.

And after the war it's hard to be happy or funny or even attempt a smile. Everyone is moping.

Its April 1 today and noone is bothered to do anything except cry and be sad.

And Percy has enough of it. Today is one day he will not dwell in self hatred and guilt.

It's Fred's birthday.

It's George's birthday and he deserves a better one.

Percy bakes the cake in the kitchen. It's difficult to get it exactly to his Mum's style but he manages it.

He puts up the decorations and sets up the pranks.

Feeling content with his work, he goes to sleep.

"Aaaaaahhhhh"

Percy wakes up to screams and smiles.

So when he comes into the living room, he can't help it he starts laughing.

Ginny's hair is stuck up, her face black and Ron's hair is green. Charlie's covered in hair and Bill oh god Bill is stuck back to back to Dad.

He can already hear Mum screaming.

"GEORGE"

"What is it woman?", George mutters sleepily.

When he sees the spectacle in the hall he starts to laugh uncontrollably.

All his siblings are glaring at George.

"George you make my hair come down right now or I will..", Ginny makes empty threats but she's smiling.

"Sorry Ginny, I think it suits you. And Ron green is definitely your colour", George is still laughing as Ron throws a pillow at him which he dodges.

"Before we end up in utter chaos, we should cut the cake", Percy says before they realise it's him who did the pranks and start tearing him a new one.

George looks at him and smiles.

"CAKE CAKE CAKE",George is screaming, his eyes twinkling.

"But I didn't make any cake", his mum mutters before gasping.

The cake Percy baked is tall. And he decorated it too.

"Ummm I'm not as tall as Ron so I don't see how I'm gonna reach there", George asked scratching.

Percy caught an unsuspecting George and threw him on his shoulders.

(He'd cast a lightweight charm on George so he was as light as a pillow)

"WOAHHHH PERCE", George screamed

"Now cut the cake before I throw you down."

"Okay okay. Geez."

And George cut the cake. Alone this time.

Percy had no time to think about Fred before the cake smashed into his face and George.

Mostly on George.

"My revenge for all those years of cake exploding ", Percy said with a cake soaked face.

"BLOODY HELL", George screamt.

And when Percy turned around his whole family was laughing wildly. Even Mum.

"Thanks Perce", George whispered to him.

"Of course. No need to thank me George. This is what Fred would have wanted", Percy replied and then cursed himself for saying Fred's name to George.

"This is the first time I'm agreeing with someone when they say Fred would have wanted this because this is absolutely what Fred would have wanted", George said to him.

And Percy smiled.

"Now get me down or else I'll do something to you or on you."

"Don't you dare."

Greek Gods 101: Hypnus

Hypnus is a god or daimon of sleep. Excluding the universal offerings, some common offerings include:

Blankets

Pillows

Lavender

Poppy Seeds

Poppies

Chamomile or Other Sleep-Inducing Drinks

Poppy Bread

Any Sleep Medications You May Take

Amethyst

For devotional acts, some activities that can be done for him include:

Sleeping

Dreaming

Keeping a Dream Journal

Tracking Your Sleep

Making Your Bed

Developing a Nightly Routine

Getting/Wearing Pajamas

Drinking Sleep-Inducing Drinks

He is not celebrated in any Athenian holidays.

the fact they released a “clean” version of noel’s lament is SO funny to me. the song is about being a slut in postwar france and having sex with a different guy EVERY NIGHT and they think that taking out “fuck” is going to make it family friendly? yeah this song is very explicitly about sex and death but nobody cusses so here let your children listen :)

Broke college student tip:

Learn to love cooking. Like get into it. Enjoy it. Get excited to cook. Why? When you learn to cook and enjoy it you'll save money. Lots of money. And you'll be eating better, healthier food too.

For example. I'm eating seafood and veggie pasta right now with a white wine cream sauce. In a restaurant, this would be a fancy meal, costing $20 or so for a small portion. Literally cost me like $5 or so in ingredients to make. And like 20 minutes to cook. And I made enough for lunch AND dinner. When you know how to cook you can make cheap foods taste amazing.

Here's some advice how to make this easier:

Buy frozen things. Frozen veggies, frozen fruits, frozen meats, etc. Frozen lasts longer and saves you money and stress.

Have basic herbs and spices on hand. Salt, pepper (red, black, and white), thyme, rosemary, basil, garlic powder, onion powder, turmeric, bay leaf (chopped is best), cinnamon, paprika, cumin, and sage are my most commonly used ones!

Common recipe ingredients to keep on hand: pasta, rice, lemon/lime juice, garlic, onion, white wine, frozen veggies, potatoes, frozen meats, sugar, butter, pasta sauces, tomatoes, eggs, soda/pineapple juice/beer (great for marinades or cooking meat).

Frozen things when stored properly can be stored for a couple months and portioned out making quick meals easy!

Learn flavor profiles. Citrus, basil, rosemary, butter, salt, garlic, and onion are all fairly universal in their uses while things like cumin and turmeric have a stronger, earlier flavor and are great for stews, curries, pastas, soups, and sauces!

Learn to shop. If it's non-perishable and bogo, get it! Bogo (buy one get one) is basically half off and now you have two things for when you need it! Walmart brand pasta is like $0.98 a box. You can also get a bag of frozen extra small shrimp at Walmart for like $5 and there's about 50 in a bag. Shop non-perishable items by weight (price per ounce) and perishables by size.

Pasta sauce can be put in the freezer and if stored well can keep for like 3 months!

Sauté your veggies! They taste so good that way!!! A little butter, garlic, rosemary, and onion. Sprinkle with salt after and viola!

It's easy to fall into a food rut, so treat yourself every now and then with something different or challenge yourself by limiting yourself to 5 ingredients or something to make you exercise your skills.

Make your own barbecue sauce. It's so fun! All you need is molasses, ketchup, brown sugar, and whatever you want to customize it. I usually put honey and bourbon in mine.

Go on pinterest and find easy recipes! The great thing about a recipe is every single one you see is customizable and was made to the cooker's preference. You don't like mushrooms? Don't put them in and add something earthy and unami like turmeric or sumac in its place.

Tofu is easier than you think.

Rice is very filling and goes with most everything.

Keep fresh herbs fresh by putting them in water. You might even root and grow your own!

Frozen fruits are amazing for marinades or more "tropical" tasting recipes. Frozen citrus and pineapple are great for making a citrus chicken and rice! Just defrost in a bowl and then add the chicken to the bowl.

Tortillas are amazing and keep for a while in the fridge.

Print out recipes and keep them in a binder so you make notes and changes directly on the paper!

gabriel and beelzebub sorting out in 4 years what aziraphale and crowley can’t even do after 6000… heaven and hell are going to crumble without them

Draco: I'm 99% certain Professor Snape is having an affair with one of my parents. I just don't know which one