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KINGMAKER EP29 LIVE REACT.... The trio may be teenytiny but my excitement is anything BUT!!!!!!

YOU KNOW THE DRILL MOTHERFUCKERS ITS @kingmakerpod KINGMAKER NATTTTTTT(ion) TIME...... How do I type out "Kingmaker Nat". If I was saying it verbally it'd be like "Kingmaker Naysh". Kingmaker Nat just sounds like Im saying Kingmaker Gnat (which, I suppose applies in this particular instance, because the trio are the size of gnats...... somewhat)..... BUT I DIGRESS. SPOILERS FOR THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES EP29 BELOW – THIS ONE ENTERS INTO MY ALLTIME FAV EPISODE SLOTS

“Telesphore tried to kill me once and all” “(sighs fondly) I did.” I love gay people

The sound design in every ep is rlly fantastic but this one particularly has my head in a grip for some reason….. In a very tight skull clench… So so good. Like for example the beard itching & the unfolding of blueprints, ITS SO IMMERSIVE – & off-topic but on topic, I missed these 3 dipshits. I love the juxt between the last ep (being so gravely serious and frightening) and this one (which primarily follows the main 3’s schemes once more)…. Kingmaker never misses….. (Unlike a certain ice mage from the last episode)……

SHORTSTACK EISEN!!!!!!!!!! (& TINY TELESPHORE. “TELESTWO. TELESTHREE.”)

“EISEN: Oh, aye, absolutely. I’ve made three prototypes from this design, and I’ve never had a single fatality…. I mean, of course, I’ve never tested it on a living subject either. | COLETTE AND TELESPHORE: WHAT? | EISEN: Brace yourselves!” THE TRIO IS SO QUIPY IN THIS EP… AGAIN THE VOICE ACTING GOES FUCKING METAL. Also “At last, Telsie, my love, we can see… eye to eye.” “I hate this.” The back-and-forths between all the charas are fucking brilliant. I love how this ep is paced dialogue-wise so soo dearly

Piggybacking off the last bulletpoint – ITS NOT JUST THE TRIO, ITS EVERYONE. IT’S EVERYONE WHO’S QUIPY & GIVING SUPREME PERFORMANCES (what’s new) BUT FOR REAL!!!!! Oh my god this ep is hitting so fucking hard I love these charas so much. The dialogue is great and the performances take it to the next level. They live and breathe…. they live & breathe…… As always Addison is killing it as my fav murder matriarch….. and Ben Rowe as Crowley. I love how hes got a magical Jack Horner-esque collection of freaky items. Is somebody gonna match my freak Is Is somebody gonna match my freak (Ariadne + Aleister, initials carved not on a tree but into someone’s corpse)

THE BONEDRINKER SHREWS 👹

“Did you drop this (paper) in a glass of water? Why does it look like that?” “A woman should be entitled to a few secrets” I wouldn’t be telling people about my naked paper eating pre-rat transformation habits either (only true kingmaker fans will understand this sentence). Good call girl

“Of course, god forbid a woman do anything without being called mad in those days.” “So she was sane?” “Oh no. Ha! No, not at all.” AMAZING DELIVERY BY ADDISON.

I love these two horrifically-evil-bodytwisting people flirting it up and then, from them, immediately shifting to a scene of three teensy people running from bonedrinking shrews & quipping abt how tiny they are. Oh how I love you kingmaker so so much. I need to make a sticker that says “Only In Kingmaker”, and when people ask, “What’s Only In Kingmaker. What do you mean”, I will tell them “You just have to listen. You just have to listen to it to be in-the-know… in on the lore….. the Teleslore....."

Stop me from saying this every 2 sentences (I WILL NEVER STOP!!!!!!) but this episode and specifically the performances are SUPREME!!!!!! Holy fuck EVERY EP BUILDS ON EACH OTHER, IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER & BETTER. Everyone is embodying their characters on such a supreme level Oh my god. They’ve always been so genuine but u can tell everyone has just clicked into their roles like a snug glove. And this ep specifically is SO FUN, like a condensed adventure movie in the style of like….. Jumanji or the-like – I know that’s an odd comparison but I hope u readers understand what I mean; it’s so visual….. I can see it. & I LOVE the trio hearing Crowley and Ariadne thru the walls. And lastly (I’ll stop dumping paragraphs soon, IM SORRY IM JUST SO EXCITED BY THIS EP) but I think the og charas in this (i.e. the main trio & even Ariadne) are hitting so much harder because last EP was so geniusly written as to NOT HAVE THEM IN IT. Is genuisly a word. Fuck you I dont care AND despite being so much lighter than the last ep tone-wise, the story still fucking flows so well.... it doesn’t feel like it’s grinding to a halt just to engage in hijinks again AT ALL. SUPREME BALANCE. I love kingmaker so much Im going to explode into shrapnel for the 10000th TIME!!!

Colette’s “NO, EW, PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!” and Telesphore’s “Do you think if I jumped off this bookcase it would kill me” during the sex scene where Ariadne LITERALLY FUCKING STEALS CROWLEY’S HEART MADE ME LAUGH ALOUD “OUT OF ALL THE ROOMS THEY COULD’VE DONE THIS IN, UNBELIEVABLE MAN” EISEN’S REACTION IMFUCKIGN CRYING

THE TRANSCRIPT’S DIRECTION OF ARIADNE “(shaping out of the dom headspace)” HELPPP CROWLEY’S DELIVERY ON “STOP IT IM BEING SERIOUS” TOO. OK IMDONE I AM PHYSICALLY FUCKING LAUGHING ALOUD

“Were we just robbed by mice?” “No. Socialists” CALLBACK TO MY FAV LINE “Worse. Royalists”

ANTICHRISTMAS

GORILLA ARIADNE

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE EVER I SEE TINY LITTLE MINI PEOPLE AND I LOSE MY SHIT. THIS CHASE SCENE IS INCREDIBLE FROM THE WRITING TO PRODUCTION TO EVERYTHING INBETWEEN

27:58 THE SCOTTISH MUSIC SWELL HAD ME LOSING MY FUCKING SHIT W/ EISEN. FUCK OFFFFFF BEST FUCKING EPISODE CLIMAX EVER. THE MUSIC & THE SFX HAVE ME GRIPPING MY SKULL

I need a whimsical bonedrinker shrew pet NOW!!!!

“Who were those tiny people, and follow up question, are forearms supposed to bend in this direction” THE DELIVERIES IN THIS EP ARE OFF THE CHARTS and Colette’s little “Ohh fancy!” too, so cute

Gonna start referring to the Titanic as the Gigantic and when people ask me where I got that from, I’m just gonna say “Eisen”. Hold on Wait a minute Are you fucking telling me Eisen caused the FUCKING TITANIC

I LOOOOVE LOVE LOOOOVE ARIADNEY AND CROWLEY AS A DUO – this last scene rocks, but WHAT. THE. FUCK. CHORONZON IS FUCKING LIZ!?!?!?!?! I DIDNT EVEN RECOGNIZE HER HOLYFUCKING SHIT LIZ!??!?! LIZ!??!?!?!?!?!??! THIS IS THE COOLEST VOICE I THINK IVE HEARD IN ANYTHING *EVER* FUCK OFF. FUCK RIGHT OFF I LOVE YOU LIZ. I AM UR BIGGEST FAN LIZ.

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF ANOTHER KINGMAKER EPIC EPISODE IMGONNA SHIT EXPLODE AND DIE 10000 TIMES AND THEN RESURRECT AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. FUCKOFF

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reignoftiramizu

5 months ago

Got preoccupied with making jelly nougat for the holidayz and now Im here to scream and shout and let it all out ABOUT THIS. Im holding santa captive and making him listen!!!! (That's what he gets for breaking into MY house and eating MY cookies!!!) MERRY XMAS as in X marks the spot because I dug up the most fun episode EVER! WOW! Buried treasure more like buried PRESENTS! SILVER & GOLD SILVER & GOLD (from rudolph the red nosed reindeer). I HELPED WRITE THIS EP W MEG. HAD A BLAST. Thank u kingmaker histories nation for letting me contribute some evil especially around the holiday szn. What's YET TO COME!??!?! Well you have to listen to the ep to find out. Or ask the ghost of Xmas Yet To Come (but he's on vacay right now).

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The gang makes a friend.

Content Warning: discussed and implied animal abuse, gore (41:07-41:24)

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reignoftiramizu

10 months ago

Thank you for having me back the kingmaker histories.... I love being tiny and evil (Dieter Nation).... This short will make you crap your pants 💥

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Maxim Moretz gives you his advice on how to run a wholesome, legal, ethical family business.

Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)

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audio drama zudoesvastuffz the kingmaker histories the fucking tags of “you can tell when henry wrote this” bc of the warning count LMFAOO

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reignoftiramizu

1 month ago

i have a curiosity

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YES always.... with cold water..... and my apples and bananas are specifically washed w dishsoap and cold water I dont trust ppl in stores not to have coughed into their hand and then grabbed the fruit I bought But grapes & berries & soforth u cant rlly wash with soap (at least for me) because it absorbs into the fruit :^( But its ok theyre usually in their own bags I also wash all my groceries Lol

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reignoftiramizu

2 months ago

Eisen stumbled out of the doorway and straightened his coat, grumbling obscenities under his breath. So what if he'd gotten into a disagreement? Hans was meant to be his pal, and Eisen thought they were past the point of the unilateral I-dont-care-who-started-it punishments they used to dole out back in grammar school.
If Hans had even an ounce of deductive reasoning skill he'd have been able to see, clearly, that the fat bastard had struck first. Eisen was merely acting in self defence.
He looked at his assailant, who was dabbing the purple blood welling up at his right temple with a handkerchief.
He was from the Kehrseite, which would've been obvious even if he wasn't bleeding, given his glowing eyes and the fact that he had to duck to get through the tavern door. He looked about Eisen's age, which meant in actuality he was probably at least 250 years old.
Eisen could never remember if a year in the other world was worth 7 or 10 years on earth.
The stranger blinked and shook his head.
"I think you gave me a concussion," he said flatly.
"Aye, well I reckon you broke my nose."
The stranger grumbled something that sounded like 'it could’ve been much worse' before folding his handkerchief up and putting it in his pocket.
"It matches your suit now," Eisen smirked.

"Hilarious," the stranger said in a tone that indicated the opposite.
Eisen responded with a two-fingered salute.
He heard once about a friend of a friend, or something like that, who got into a row with a good Neighbour and had ended up infertile afterwards. Or maybe blind. It was one or the other. Stories like that were common, but Eisen always assumed they were bollocks. The only advantage the stranger had that Eisen could see was that he was bigger, but he still reckoned he could take him. Eisen was a far cry from the wiry little rat he'd been back when he started college. Three years on the Grasshoff social rugby team, and another two training with the Feverite militia had considerably built up his muscle mass. Plus, there was an iron sign hanging from the wall above the door, and the nails holding it in were rusty. A simple deconstruction spell would detach it from the brick, some basic legerdemain would adjust its trajectory in the direction Eisen wanted. Even being 2 metres tall and 160-odd kilos (as Eisen would guess the stranger was) didn't make you immune to head trauma.

so what if I kept going on that Eisen flashback drabble. and what if I'm writing a prequel novella. what then

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reignoftiramizu

11 months ago

OH MY GODDDD THE COMPOSITION ON THIS IS SO GORGEOUS..... UR LINELESS SHAPELY STYLE FUCKING RULES. HAPPY PRIDE (ALL YEAR BABY). Errmmm (puts on thinking cap) to me Kril is canonically transnonbinary because I am his voice actor (who is transnonbinary). This is real to me. Glad u have been enjoying the game!!!! :^D <3 <3