I Love That The Two Genres Of 'miku From My Culture' Posts Are 'beautiful Intricate Traditional Clothing'

Trying not to wail with a sleeping friend in the room watching Mugen Train-

Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

You won't believe your eyes,

Ten thousand naked guys

that means… twenty thousand cocks…

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

"are you okay?" no I got way too attached to a fictional character and now they're dead

Buying groceries and sitting in the passenger seat with the groceries piled where my legs should be has me feeling like a little dragon with its new little hoard of things

Happiness Will Come To You.

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

computer show me men furiously jerking off and desperately rutting their hips into their own hand. puter let me see men mindlessly grinding into whatever they can get their hands on until they finish in their boxers. computer i wanna see men throwing their heads back in pleasure as they gasp and pant and whimper. puter give me eager men just trying so desperately to get themselves off. puter can you hear me