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Hey all! I've re-joined a fandom that is near and dear to my heart and I wanted to write something for all of these lovely people. Welcome to Good Omens!!
I'll be taking a break from Voltron for the time being, I need a change in scenery. Sorry to all those who are here specifically for that!
Without further ado; please join me and some drunk demons.
*
It was the one time a year where Heaven grouped together as a congregation to have their annual Great Plan meeting, where everyone was briefed on the vague idea of what could be happening in the coming year. Nobody was quite sure what to do now that the Apocalypse…. Hadn’t happened. Thus the vague meetings.
It was also the one time a year that Gabriel and Aziraphale dropped their respective demon partners at a bar and left them to their own devices for a few hours.
Despite popular belief, Crowley and Beelzebub got along quite well when there was alcohol involved. On this one day, they were reluctant friends instead of boss and subordinate. It was nice to have a change. Besides, it was also one of the only days that the Prince herself actually banished her flies and ran a comb through her messy hair, all for the sake of a few hours.
“Your Angel left you, too?” Crowley asks after they’d both gotten their drinks and sat in respective awkward silence for a few minutes.
Beelzebub scowls at her drink, a little more intensely than usual. “Yezzz. He’zzz running the damn thing.”
“You should’ve convinced him to cancel.” The snake scoffs, sipping his wine and glancing at the door. Twenty minutes in. This was going to last an eternity.
“I tried! He told me to buzzz off. Bloody angels and their bloody meetings.”
“Amen to that,” Crowley mumbles into his drink, ignoring the dirty look that earned him. Maybe he was picking up a few too many of Aziraphale’s linguistic habits. “So how is Hell doing, after you-know-what?”
“It’s more Hellish than usual, no thanks to you.” She scoffs. “Incredibly hot. Chaotic.”
“You should come and visit Earth more often, you might like it.”
Beelzebub rolls her eyes, knocking back the last of her drink and flagging over the bartender. “You sound like Gabriel.”
He makes a face, shaking his head. “Eugh, I make it a habit not to sound anything like him. Please don’t insult me like that.”
The Prince gives him a smug smile. “You dezzerve to be knocked down a few pegzz.”
Crowley ignores that. “Seriously, Beelzebub, your terrible Highness — coming up here may do you some good. You can… air out, as it were.”
“I quite like my office.” She says dryly, glancing up as the bartender pours her another drink. “It’zz familiar.”
“You’re festering.” He grins.
“I will not hezzitate to throw my drink on you, Crawley.”
“My name is Crowley,” the demon hisses, his yellow eyes flashing.
Beelzebub grins, tilting her head. “That’zz what I said.”
He considers her a moment, his eyes narrowing. Then he sighs heavily, shaking his head and turning back to his drink. “You’re still insufferable, I see.”
“The best of us never change.” She waves a hand. “How izz that Angel of yourzz?”
Crowley pauses, a dopey smile spreading over his lips at the thought of his Angel. Ah, Aziraphale… “He’s… He’s wonderful.”
“Dizzgusting.” She says flippantly.
The smile vanishes, replaced with an irritated scowl. That seemed to be a constant when he was in the Lord of the Flies’s presence. “And what about yours?”
“What, are you expecting me to get all mushy?”
“No, of course not.” He scoffs. “The Prince herself showing emotions? Preposterous. You don’t have a mushy bone in your body, Bee.”
“If I even have bones.” She says absently.
“If you even have bones,” he agrees. “But no, really, how is the Archangel Fucking Gabriel?”
The Prince cackles, throwing back her head. “He’s an azzhole! Juzzt like normal.”
“I never expected anything less.” Crowley rolls his eyes. How Aziraphale had put up with him for so long was a mystery to him — and it was an even bigger mystery how Beelzebub didn’t smite Gabriel where he stood every time he opened his mouth. Perhaps she was just attracted to rude dumbasses.
“He’s quite good in the bedroom, too.” She says, eyeing a couple in the corner who were making out like they would die if they didn’t spend their time swapping spit in a bar.
Crowley short circuits, the breath leaving his corporeal form. Then he smacks his hand on the counter with a triumphant, “I knew it!”
She gives him a flat look, but there was a hint of color creeping up on her sallow cheeks. “What? Did you place betzz?”
“Yes.” He nods. “I believe I won. My dear Angel owes me.”
“Azz if you two aren't fucking.” Beelzebub grumbles into her glass, glowering at him.
“In my defence,” Crowley holds up a finger. “It most definitely is not as frequent as you and Gabriel.”
“So that’zz your problem!” She grins, jabbing him with a bony finger. “You need to get laid.”
“He’s quite soft, he doesn’t do well with frequent, er… activity.” He quips, shaking his head.
“Your job is temptation, right?”
“Well, sure.”
“Then tempt him, you idiot!”
“But…” Crowley entertains this thought a moment, then makes a face. “But he’s so soft…”
“A little too zzoft, if you ask me.” Beelzebub rolls her eyes.
“He’s an Angel!” He scowls. “They’re soft by disposition!”
“No, I think yourzz is juzzt a zzpecial case.” She rolls her eyes, her finger tracing over the rim of her glass. “I must’ve mizzed that model.”
“Gabriel was just designed to be an ass.” Crowley huffs.
The Prince’s eyes go a bit hazy, and quite possibly… dreamy? “He does have a nice azz.”
“Oooh… was that an emotion?” The demon gasps in mock surprise. “Does the great Lord Beelzebub have feelings?”
She scowls into her drink. “Zzilence, imbecile.”
“I’m impressed,” he coos, leaning forward and looking over his glasses at her, eyes dancing with mischief. “Are you going soft, Bee?”
“I’ll zzmite you.” She says flatly, eyeing him.
“I’m already damned.” He snorts, leaning back and picking up his drink again.
“You’re a damned fool, that’zz what you are.”
“Perhaps,” he muses, looking up at the TV in the corner, following the sport with hazy eyes.
“I don’t see how Aziraphale puts up with you.”
He glares at her. “He — He loves me, thank you very much. He’s a very good individual.”
“How quaint.” Beelzebub drawls, rolling her eyes.
Crowley eyes her shrewdly, pursing his lips. Then he huffs. “Tell me about your Gabriel.”
The Prince, who had been taking a sip of her drink, chokes and splutters with a fantastic lack of grace. She wipes her mouth on her sleeve, giving him a deer-in-the-headlights look. “What aboutmy — my Gabriel.”
The demon grins lazily, lifting a shoulder in a half shrug. “I don’t know, anything.”
“Are you asking about my zz— my sex life?” She buzzes, concentrating on her words, metaphorical hackles raised.
“Heavens, no!” Crowley cackles. “I couldn’t care less what you get up to in the bedroom. What I mean is,” he wiggles his eyebrows. “Does he make you feel warm and fuzzy, your highness?”
“What?!” She squawks, flushing darkly, her gaze darting around. “No! Of course not!”
“I’m only kidding, relax.” He laughs. There was no need to suffer the wrath of one of Hell’s finest. “But really, what’s it like? Do you get along?”
“We get along well enough.” The Prince offers reluctantly. “He’s quite affectionate.”
“Is he?” That was hard to believe.
“Oh, yezz.” She nods, chewing on her lower lip. “Alwayzz wanting to touch me. He likes teazzing, too. The brat.”
That was shocking. Beelzebub was a prickly little thing. Many a demon had lost fingers for even brushing against her accidentally. “Is that so?” He muses, then gives her a wicked grin. “I’ll bet you love it.”
“You can’t prove that.” She says hotly into her drink.
He snorts. “No, suppose I can’t. Does he come into Hell to see you or do you go Upstairs?”
“What, you think I’d go up to that blasted place?” She scowls. “He comes to me. As he should.”
“How odd,” Crowley raises an eyebrow. “Gabriel doesn’t seem to be the type to come to Hell willingly.”
“He’zz quite willing when I’m through with him.” Beelzebub chuckles. “Angels are rather good bottomzz, aren’t they? Or does your Aziraphale step up?”
“What?” The demon laughs. “No, he doesn’t have an ounce of dominance in him! Although he is quite loud.”
“Yours is loud? Unfair.” She whines.
“It took some coaxing,” Crowley says smugly, unable to help feeling a tad superior. “But it was worth the effort.”
“I’ll take that into conzzideration.” She muses. “Although Gabriel isn’t as zzoft as your Angel.”
“Yes, Aziraphale is quite a soft boy.” He says fondly.
“Gabriel is a little piece of shit boy.” Beelzebub groans. “Speaking of — they should’ve been done by now. What’zz taking zzo long?”
“I don’t know.” He wrinkles his nose. “Maybe they’ll be here soon.”
“They better be.” The Prince mutters, squinting at the clock.
*
Aziraphale and Gabriel walked into the bar they had left their Demons in to find them drunk and getting along… alarmingly well.
“An’ then I said… I said…” Crowley was slurring. He looks up just in time to lose his train of thought and brightens, looking more like an excited puppy than a fearsome demon. “Aziraphale!”
“Heeeeey — it’zz the piece of shit boy!” Beelzebub crows, in a loud and loose fashion that was definitely nothing like her usual disposition.
“Oh, dear,” says Aziraphale, “they’re quite drunk.”
“Wonderful,” Gabriel says, his expression pinched.
“What did you get into, love?” Aziraphale asks fondly, walking over and steadying Crowley when he reaches for his Angel.
“Nothin’.” He gives him a dopey grin, his eyes shining from behind his glasses, which were knocked askew.
“Gabriel!” The Prince snaps. “Get your bitch azz over here!”
“There’s no need to be rude, Beelzebub.” The Archangel sighs, walking over to his own mess of a demon.
Crowley was looking up at Aziraphale like he’d hung the bloody moon, a dopey, drunken smile on his lips. The Angel chuckles softly, cupping his face and brushing his thumbs over his cheeks lovingly. “I think you’re quite drunk, my love.”
“Psshhh,” Crowley wobbles in his seat, waving a hand and accidentally swatting Aziraphale. “Naw… Jus’ a lil — hic — a lil…” He trails off, getting distracted by the smattering of freckles across the Angel’s nose. “Hmm…”
Meanwhile, Gabriel was in a similar position, trying to persuade Beelzebub it was time to go home as well.
“You alwayzzzzz… alwayzzz ruin my fun,” she pouts up at her Angel, her dark eyes bleary and her cheeks flushed from drink.
“I believe you have plenty of fun on your own, Bee.” He sighs, prying her off the barstool and slinging her over his shoulder. “Come on. Bedtime.”
“See you next year, Gabriel,” Aziraphale calls after them. “And, er… Good luck.”
“Thanks.” He sighs over the Prince’s drunken giggling. “You as well.”
The Angel turns his attention back to Crowley, who’s eyelids were slipping shut as he sagged against the counter. Aziraphale pays the tab, adding a hefty tip for the troubles the demons likely caused.
“Come on, my love,” he says as he helps his demon off the barstool. “Until next year.”
“Next year…” Crowley agrees, stumbling along as his Angel takes him home to tuck him into bed and nurse his impending hangover away.
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girl get out of the sevika tag with this disgusting bs. vi x sevika is so wrong and crazy idgaf about legalities. everybody is gonna block your @ss 😭😭😭
No <3 block me then idgaf :)
Can you make a part2 two Plus one
Hi! I did, it's called Sick Day!
You can find it on AO3 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16040336
I'm not sure when I'm going to update the series or even if I am, but I hope this tides you over for now!
actually kinda funny to me that fanfiction is known as a hobby for cringe 13 year olds because personally over half of the fanfic authors i know are married 30 year olds with mediocre admin jobs they attend to inbetween posting chapters of their latest gay sex epic adventure
I hear you're writing a book????? what's it about????? :)
I am!! It’s a wlw book about a Christian girl who makes a new friend and has a sort of… Gay panic and identity crisis. Haha it’s based off my coming out to myself and my relationship with my girlfriend. I’m looking to finish it by the end of the year, and I’m hoping to publish it soon after!
So the other day I was on Wish looking at Voltron items when I stumbled upon some selling other artists art on t-shirts. If anyone knows any of theses artists please inform them as this is just unfair.
The seller goes by the name mayuee00 and no where do they mention who’s art this is or if they were given permission to sell it on tshirts. Please boost this as much as you can what this person is doing isn’t right and their profiting on someone else’s work.
Prince of Omens part 12!
I’m away this weekend (teaching a university class of digital painting!) but there will be more by Wednesday! Thanks everyone for your support!
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