Percy you can read latitude and longitude lines
Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP meth classes.
Leo: pretty much, yeah.
Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.
Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.
Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.
Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.
Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.
Calipso: I do.
Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.
Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.
Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.
Annabeth: that was awesome.
Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.
Piper: I don't like to talk about it.
Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.
@halojones06 how do I not scare you
Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?
@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme
Yeah I was talking about Gwen from CJ
Hi I’m Reyna Ramírez-Arellano
I’m just doing this cause Gwen made me so just ask away
yeah you really can’t also thanks @that-dam-daughter-of-poseidon
Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?
@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme
you can't bribe me with pizza
Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?
@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme
damn @childofthewargod
List of “tall versus short” prompts
“Just because you’re taller than me doesn’t mean you can step all over me!” “Buddy, you’ve just made it worse for yourself.”
“How’s the weather up there?” “Better than down there for sure.”
“Your temper is short as you are.” “How about you go fuck yourself?” “You’ve just proven my point, short thing.”
“You stupid daddy long leg.” “At least I’m daddy, unlike someone.” “…Oh God, please do not associate with me ever again and get the fuck away from me this instant—”
“I could show you the world, if you’d just give me a chance.” “Yeah, like what in the world, exactly?” “Like the top of the fridge—”
“I just wanna know how it feels to be shorter than those school kids at your old age.” “Well, how does it feel to be tall and look old at your young age?”
“Your age doesn’t fit your height.”
“I guess the taller you are, the clumsier you are… Which you’ve proven to be true, time and time again.”
“Stop taking up the resources this earth has to offer, you goofy ass giraffe.”
“For someone with that height, you sure don’t have the grace they should be possessing.”
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Hi guys! @frank-zhang-praetor tell them what you did
Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?
@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme
your favorite food
Friendly reminder that ambrosia tastes like dirt/sawdust to Jason grace!
<33
this happened last week
annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right
percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?
annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe
percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!
annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.
percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that
annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it
percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway
annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*
percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-
leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-
Hi I’m Reyna Ramírez-Arellano
I’m just doing this cause Gwen made me so just ask away
I can’t sleep I have praetor duties
Also how do you get that much sleep @frank-zhang-praetor
Me and percy twinning today🫶 (might need a magnifying glass for this one)
makes sense
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist.”
— Oscar Wilde
Hi
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Since I went nuts with this on Discord, let's get groovy!! :3
Children of Demeter with iridescent eyes (think of like a bubble but 10x more rainbow in light)
Children of Apollo having yellowish eyes in the sunlight
Children of Hermes who's pupils expand when they see something enjoyable to them
Children of Aphrodite with heart pupils
Children of Zeus with glowing streaks in their eyes
Children of Poseidon with the ripples of water in their irises
Children of Hades with smokey eyes that make them look glazed over
Children of Athena with scriptures in their irises
Children of Hephaestus with metallic eyes (Leo's appear more orange)
Children of Ares with fiery eyes, whether it be indiciative of them, their dad, or both.
Children (and followers) of Hecate with sigils and runes in their pupils
Hunters of Artemis are like the Apollo kids, but with silver tinting and the moonlight. Grows in intensity during a hunt.
Head counselors (or Centurions), within a week of getting sworn in, begin to have eyes like their godly parent's sacred animal.
The funniest part about this is that this means 2/3 members of the Triumvirate are getting their ass blinded while Caligula is probably looking into Medea's eyes all confusedly.
Percy has fish eyes, btw.
Leo: How long does it take for Someone to die after being stabbed?
Annabeth: Dependes were they were stabbed.
Reyna: Yeah! For example If its In the stomach 2 to 30 minutes If its on the black of the thigh 2 to 30 seconds.
The rest of the Seven: ...
Leo: How do you Know that?
Reyna: look 13 year old me had some Pirates to torture why not get some knowledge on the efectiveness of stabs !?!?
Annabeth and Leo: Fair point
The rest of the Seven: ...
These 3 being caotic on the Argo like their friendship being 3 traumatized demigods randomly talking about trauma and just BE like "oh getting stabbed at the age of 4 is normal but if you wanted to inflict real pain you Should have been aming for ..." And just caos its...yeah