I have to reblog this
I think adding stars makes everything better
Fuckboy: Tolkien–a conservative, Catholic, white man in the early 20th century who has been dead for forty years–would not approve of you shipping his two same sex characters.
Me:
imagine a comedian in the year 2035 and they're just like "i was a teenager, and i had tumblr in 2020. i had tumblr in 2020. the only kids who had tumblr in 2020 were too gay for instagram and too neurodivergent for tiktok. i was trapped in a house in the middle of a pandemic with tumblr as my connection to the outside world. tumblr. every single one of the users called it a hellsite, and we were right, but we were all too afraid of the outside world to leave it. and that's not even talking about what happened in 2021. Tumblr in 2020. Fuck," and most of the audience is tiktok or instagram users but there's one tiny sliver who had tumblr and they're just nodding along