CRYING WHO TOLD THEM TO POSE LIKE THIS 😭😭😭😭😭

Yep, pretty much

Neymar , Mbappé and Lewis = 🐐🐐🐐

That new Spider-Verse trailer got me like

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A brilliant explanation of consent for anyone who STILL doesn’t get it. 

Ares, Apollo and Artemis :*hearing everything*

Ares, Apollo and Artemis :*sighs*

Ares, Apollo and Artemis :*walking into the room*

Apollo : *softly*

Apollo : It's great, it's another work of art

Athena : *smiles weakly*

Ares : Everything you do is amazing and don't you dare forget that!

Athena : but it's-

Artemis :*cuts her off*

Artemis : You are AMAZING and nothing less

Athena : *with tears in her eyes*

Athena : Thank you guys *smiling with tears*

Athena : I love you guys

Ares, Apollo and Artemis : *Hugs Athena* We love you too

Hope you don't mind that I did this, I just had to

Athena:*finishes her painting and stares at it*

Athena*disappointed*: It's not good enough.

Athena*sighs*: It's never good enough.

Athena*voice cracking*: Am I just not good enough?

Tropes Galore!

"This book is dedicated to everyone who longed for a story solely centred on the Gods and Goddesses of Greek Mythology."

Throughout the years, I've noticed a plethora of retellings revisiting the mythos of the Trojan War, the Odyssey, and the adventures of the Greek heroes. However, I've always yearned for a story focused entirely on the drama-filled lives of the Gods alone.

Forget "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," I wanted to watch "The Real Housewives of Olympus"!

When I was younger, I devoured the old myths and found the gods seemingly an afterthought in many stories. Because the myths were written by men about men, the gods remained a mystery and left me wanting more.

With all the commotion happening on a mountaintop, I was never interested in the predictable 'Hero's Journey.' Instead, I wanted to know what Hera had for breakfast and, more importantly, what time Zeus got home the night before. Their sky drama had me hooked!

As I started writing my story in 2018, I felt compelled to stay true to the myths of the Gods. In my world, characters aren't simply black or white; they exist in many shades of grey. This doesn't make me dislike them for their faults; rather, it illustrates that people aren't purely good or evil—we encompass everything simultaneously. 

And for some, that concept is too frightening to grasp.

Now, on to the Tropes!

Love Triangle: Ares/Aphrodite/Hermes 😖

Sibling Rivalry: Ares/Hebe/Hephaestus vs. Hermes/Athena/Artemis 😏

Slow Burn: Hades/Persephone 🫣

Fated Mates: Ares/🤫 Hephaestus/🫢

Forbidden Loves: Hermes/Hera (it's kinda complicated 👀)

Touch Her & U Die: Ares/Hebe & Apollo/Artemis 🔥

Passions of the Gods is the first installment in a series of novels retelling the dark lore of Olympus. 

i can't this is p e r f e c t i o n

y'know this bit from the Family Day episode from American Dad may as well just be the Trojan War lmao

so yeah enjoy this highly specific and yet coincidentally effective meme about the war gods LOL

Nelinha be like : Shopping!!!!!!

Dr. Hewett: You have one day left to live. What do you do?

Gem: Cry.

Ana: Something Illegal and edgy.

Tia: I’d message 10 people on Facebook saying that if they don’t forward the message to 10 people I would die tomorrow.

Franklin: I think I would worry so much about what to do I’d end up doing nothing.

I agree

Fictional men I would die for. 1. Dexter Alvin Dizznee

reblog to save lives!

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

I'm just going to forget the first part and pretend I only heard the second.

neymar saying he's supporting both redbull and lewis 😭