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“Why won’t you just come out with us?”

“I’ve already told you, I’m tired.”

“Listen we’re all tired. I mean we’re in high school for gods sa-”

“No! You don’t get it! I’m exhausted! I’m so tired I can’t sleep! You have no idea what it means to be tired, because you are not fighting with your own mind every single day of your life, trying to find any reason to actually get out of bed in the morning!

i want our bodies to be one, bleeding the same blood

richard siken “wishbone” // kellie wells “the girl, the wolf, the crone,” // angela carter “unicorn” // andrea dworkin // @burnhamandtilly (“scabs” ashley blanton & “bloodshot” julien baker) // sempulapeyaneerar, from kuṟuntokai (1st - 3rd c. CE) (tr. a.k. ramanujan) // rainbow rowell // @ibvyache // “fineshrine” purity ring // “contract” by tishani doshi

brynjolf, about the dragonborn: i’ve only known them for a day and a half but if anything happened to them i’d kill everyone in riften and then myself.

jax teller & holly morelli (insp.) 

I had forgotten what his bracelet tattoo was all about. I believe he had an “M” on his chest for Matilda. 

Kate, Ashleigh, and Olivia are his sisters. Sally, his mother.

thinking about reader being completely wasted and making fun of simon's accent.

like, can you imagine? everyone being scared of big ass guy™ when they mention his deep british accent and theres 5'5 reader fucking laughing and saying "wot-er". begging him to say some words.

and he does.

soap and gaz making bets when he's gonna snap and simon is just smirking under his mask, teasing reader. and he's on purpose saying luv to make her flustered. and he does perfectly bc her cheeks are even redder and it's NOT from alcohol.

What whould be each houses favorite curse word / exclamation instead of a cursing? :)

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

When Astrid tells you to get the Amulet of the Elder Council appraised by Delvin and your already a Thieves Guild member