Looking At Klavier's Canon 7 Years Ago Vs Present Day Designs, I Do Love The Decision To Smooth Out His

Just started reading Sherlock Holmes and all the adaptations are wrong. This man is a delight. He gets excited about hemoglobin and is ecstatic at the thought of Watson as a roommate. He purposefully forgets how the solar system works so he has more room in his brain for crime. He shows Watson the dirt stains on his trousers and he can tell what part of London they come from based on color and consistency. (As far as i can tell Watson didn't ask, Sherlock just gets back from walks and tells Watson about the stains unprompted.) The text specifically says "Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live with." Why does every adaptation make him unpleasant and rude, he's literally just eccentric. He's such a goober, I love him.

Everyone talks about how silly Ace Attorney is but only ever mentions the parrot and the Almost Christmas thing, so here’s a few highlights of insane shit that happens in Ace Attorney that I personally adore:

The famous orca defendant from Phoenix’s first case after disbarment turns out to be the secret sibling of another orca… who was also falsely accused of murder

The final case of what is widely considered one of the best games in the series involves a clown crushing the president of fantasy Hong Kong to death with a hot air balloon. The president turns out to be a body double who replaced the original president 15 years prior. This is all taken completely seriously

The inciting incident of effectively the entire series was an episode of cupcake wars that went really, REALLY poorly

The plot of the most recent mainline game is “what if defense attorneys were systematically oppressed by the government”

The main character gets hit by a car in one of the cases and walks it off. He does sprain his ankle though

Two separate characters can summon butterflies in court and make their scarves levitate. They have literally no relation to each other and this inexplicable telekinesis is never mentioned by the cast even once

A major plot point in one of the cases is someone tying a corpse to the end of a rope and then pendulum swinging them across a bridge so aggressively they get launched 30 feet into the air on the other side. This is fully animated and you get to watch it happen no less than 4 times

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normally Ford wouldn't do this but I like to think he would unintentionally act more bolder and brash when he's in his work state as a result of sleep deprivation and constant caffeine intake

Stan, however, is always bold and brash

If Ford didn't got into the portal..

that fucking chrome dinosaur

Merry "almost Chistmas" day!

Here is the bootleg design I made from the famous 2016 limited edition yetee shirt, lovingly cross stitched onto a sweatshirt by the absolutely amazing @albert-harebrayne!!

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Narumitsu Fanfic Recs

Hey friends! I made a post around a year ago now(?) about a google doc I made, compiling my favorite niche narumitsu / wrightworth fics! That post has been long buried, and I see some people looking for fic recs in the tag as of late. Look no further! In the replies will be Taffy’s Narumitsu Fic Rec Masterlist™ for your viewing pleasure! (the doc is read-only and anon is on, so no worries about anyone seeing your email or anything. enjoy!)

(FLASHING COLORS) Girasol

preview of my piece for @phoenixwrightzine, a gorgeous, 90+ pages love letter to Phoenix Wright ! It's the last few hours for preorders so don't miss out !! (shop closes 11:59PM ET Sept 15th)