Stages Of Noita Obsession:

"Do you support [insert here identity/belief/disorder that does no harm and disrespects no one] ?"

Yes.

please let people live the way they want in this short life; in this unique body where we'll live only once in...

i think every fox therian should get to experience owning and enjoying the lego fox! i got it for my birthday and i love it so much :3 it’s like looking at a mini me hehehe i wish legos weren’t so fragile because gods do i wanna bring it everywhere with me

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Thank you, Aphrodite Epistrophia, for giving me the perfect partner for me. They are so kind and so sweet. I will forever thank you for this gift you have blessed me with and I will cherish them always.

Me, at the store: Buying a dog collar

The person at the register: Haha you have a big dog, huh?

Me: They're for me.

The person:

Me: The dog collars are for me.

The person:

Me: I'm the big dog.

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