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Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

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The best part of Noita is when after hundreds of attempts everything lines up just right so that you're suddenly a god zooming around the map at supersonic speeds with a wand that plays three musical notes and kills everything in the general direction it's pointed at. And even when you finally accidentally transmute yourself into smoke you still feel satisfied with all you got to do.

The worst part is when the game decides to suddenly spawn a lightning wizard in an enclosed space with you and you have to watch as you're gunned down like the dog you are.

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Date: 12/30/2024 Fandom: Noita Character: Llamas

nobody does it like this game

Warhammer noita combo is a heavenly pull

Seeking truth, the wise find instead its profound absence…

How I was born

its mod time now, voting on streaming more noita! come hang out

https://twitch.tv/level1cleric

> Buy cool looking game, pretty fun

> Learn that there's an unsolved easter egg

> Open document on what people know about it

Other required reading includes: [List of declassified NSA documents on military cryptanalysis]

> Ah of course

Noita is maybe the best game ever made

Noita Tip of the Day: no matter how safe you think you are, try and be safer.

Stages of Noita obsession:

Oh cool roguelike physics simulator

I hate fire

Fire isn't that bad actually

I hate Hiisi Base

Hiisi base isn't that bad actually

I hate Temple of the Art

What the fuck are to the right and left

I hate optional bosses

Legalize nuclear bombs

What the fuck is in the sky

Mountain altar mountain altar mountain altar mountain al

This isn't a roguelike physics simulator this is a puzzle game

I have created three google docs and two excel spreadsheets

Oh cool alchemy physics simulator

FUNGAL SHIFTING FUNGAL SHIFTING FUNGAL SHIFTING FU

Nevermind this is a roguelike physics simulator again

noita moodboard

Sometimes the game just hands you something crazy, you don't even have to work for it

Pictured: A wand with "Always cast: Lightning thrower" paired with pollen for its long duration and homing properties

This same seed COINCIDENTALLY offered me lightning and explosion immunities as my first two perks

RIP to my "lab assistant" in Noita, who was one of the sentient, unkillable statues that i lured in from the Ancient Laboratory to my spell cave and trapped him there...he kept trying to kick me, which is not a problem as i have melee immunity, but he managed to get ahold of one of my spare wands that i had sitting around, forcing me to put him down by transmuting him into piss. i'm sorry it had to end up this way, little guy 😔😩😢

The insane Hylica and Noita pull is making my day rn.

it's finally done :D color wheel challenge but it's indie game characters

I am a connoisseur of bullshit games but Noita defeated me. This game is just a whole other level of madness.

I have a good grasp on RimWorld, Fear and Hunger, Rain World, Lobotomy Corpiration, Oxygen Not Included and Darkest Dungeon but the wizard game broke my psyche

Finnish suicide witch game gets the title of a truly chaotic evil game

Well, you gotta learn somehow

Noita Tip of the Day: you should play the Apotheosis mod, it has cats in it :D

HÄMIS!!!

more hämis

inspired by a friend misspeaking

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

What is a squire for if not body doubling? And sex, obviously, but that's a different matter

WWE

The Onion continues to never miss

Perfect fit