Noita Is Maybe The Best Game Ever Made

New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

real witches hate terfs ❤️

Something about this pose and helmet combination is adorable.

Buhurt tournament at the High River Medieval Faire.

Alberta, 2024

Me and my veggies

Pea fishing Friday

How did you get the picture of me?

Laurel: devourer of pumpkins! 🎃🐀

Going HAWK TRAPPING this morning!!! Wish me luck that I catch a bird!!!

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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