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Thank you, Aphrodite Epistrophia, for giving me the perfect partner for me. They are so kind and so sweet. I will forever thank you for this gift you have blessed me with and I will cherish them always.

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

It's the string bug

uhhhhhh the ouppy

Something about this pose and helmet combination is adorable.

Buhurt tournament at the High River Medieval Faire.

Alberta, 2024

Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

That poor pest control guy did not know what he was getting into, but given the state of my yard i feel like he should have known what he was getting into.

New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

@cowboy-canine does this to you

Flocked kitten taba squishies

a stimboard of silly bugs, with butterfly wings opening & closing & inchworms (featuring a singular nefarious stickbug) for @eepywepy!

🦋-🐛-🦋 / 🐛-🦋-🐛 / 🦋-🐛-🦋

sweetratsofmine on ig

Normally wouldn't do alot of self promo but its my account so whatever lol

I put up some older masks on my etsy! I also am open to possibly doing some commissions, but only one or two at most (shoot me a message either here or on etsy if your interested)

The ones already made are older and not the highest quality so are only around 30 bucks when I would say my current mask making skills are around 60-100 depending on things :3

You can find them here or looking up RusticMothArtistry on Etsy if you don't trust links lol (fair)

#Repost @gogreensavegreen

You might be more than one. You might be different ones at different times. 🫶🏽🫶🏽 you might not be one of these. There are more roles 💪🏽 but this is an amazing intro.

You can’t just like the idea and envision yourself in one of these roles you have to figure out how to be about it ♥️🫶🏽

Via @deiloh & @fablefulart

The Hunt Begins - Face your Fears || Bloodborne, FromSoftware

Just found out there's a group on inaturalist dedicated to showcasing the silliest observations

Year!

real witches hate terfs ❤️

Hello internet user whose entire concept of feminism comes from tiktok. In front of you are three ancient myths about women. You have five minutes to figure out which one of them was made up in the 1970s. If you choose wrong, you will be ripped to pieces by Maenads.

a confrontation between miquella and messmer in the shadow keep throne room

as a dog who is able to forever eat human food including chocolate without repercussions I am living the canine dream over here

(Love looking at things through the mind of a dog)

Golden orb weaver and brown rat (aka common rat, Norway rat and sewer rat)

i want to hear about ur guys’ uncommon or unique theriotypes,, i love hearing about the ones i dont see very often or ever

i think my most uncommon one is that i’m a lizard cladotherian :3

I love being able to be honest without telling the full truth.

Like, I’ve just decided to run with it and just start calling myself my kintypes without saying they are that thing and istg no one bats an eye.

Someone: “Why did you tattoo gills behind your ears?”

Me: “Because I am fish.”

Someone: *nods in understanding and moves on.*

LIKE IT HAS NEVER BACKFIRED FOR ME LOLOLOL

*My partner showing me silver bullets literally with a werewolf on the company logo*

Me: “…Why are you threatening me?”

(He was just showing the logo lol)