Just Had My Moral Compass Surgically Removed!

good god.

i called up the jerk store and asked if they had you in stock. They said they actually have way too many of you because nobody wants to buy you. You may think this is a compliment or a silly little reversal, but you would be wrong. The man on the phone explained that despite your significant overstocking at the jerk store, nobody wants to buy you because you are simply too much of a jerk. You are too much of a jerk for the jerk store. That is the point of my annecdote. Anyway, the divorce hearing is on Thursday at 4:45. Yeah in the morning.

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

*getting my dick sucked* how useless and moronic this world is. Barbarity and pestilence have overtaken the world

*sucking someone's dick* glug glug shluuurp glug ahh smooch glug glug

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

When the unerringly loyal right-hand men are referred to as dogs in the canon text

Ask me how you can switch from short king to tall king with nothing but a hex wrench.

Limb Loss Boss

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again