Seren - Blog Posts

it's gotta be great to be a like casually worshipper of an apocalyptic god of destruction and evil. like every time something awful happens you can just chalk it up as another win for lord blooddeath and smile a little

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

i called up the jerk store and asked if they had you in stock. They said they actually have way too many of you because nobody wants to buy you. You may think this is a compliment or a silly little reversal, but you would be wrong. The man on the phone explained that despite your significant overstocking at the jerk store, nobody wants to buy you because you are simply too much of a jerk. You are too much of a jerk for the jerk store. That is the point of my annecdote. Anyway, the divorce hearing is on Thursday at 4:45. Yeah in the morning.

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

you know what? fuck you *falls asleep tenderly in your arms*

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

Hint

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

Normalize giving me a sword

normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.

I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head

*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

no homo but the deer in headlights look you got going on is doing it for me

yes im trying to kill you LOL stop being so immature about it

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time