Hey Bro Can I Open Up Ur Rib Cage And Rummage Around In There Until Im Up To My Elbows In Blood And Then

I am evil & hot & unkillable

Ask me how you can switch from short king to tall king with nothing but a hex wrench.

Limb Loss Boss

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

Kaveh Akbar, from “Personal Inventory: Fearless (Temporis Fila)”, Calling a Wolf a Wolf 

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

*getting my dick sucked* how useless and moronic this world is. Barbarity and pestilence have overtaken the world

*sucking someone's dick* glug glug shluuurp glug ahh smooch glug glug

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head