I've Had This Silly Little Romcom Au Idea A While Ago, In Which Stone Is A Goat Milker Farmer And Robotnik

Here is some fanart for the fantastic Bushmedicine fanfiction Doves and Arrows by Anonymous_Astronaut on A03. This fic made me laugh, smile, and cry. I highly recommend it.

I'm likeing this idea

Some more ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Kylux AU concept!

Anonymous TF2er from Fanfiction dot net is such a fucking iconic individual to me. Girl got tired of fanon at the time (2010) misrepresenting her OTP, so they logged into FF net to write one of the best (2nd most faved in the whole fandom on the site) fanfics ever written, SniperSpy or in general, out of pure spite. That was the only fic they've ever made & nobody knows who or where they are. Outstanding

SPY

Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

My cat does this too, it his fave thing to do

Malice begged me for twenty minutes straight to go outside so that she could sit in one spot and chew on grass.

I've been sitting on the porch next to her for 45 minutes now. No movement.

I love this!

I'm sure you didn't mean it that way, but the Bruce being there for Lois' when she's giving birth (and Clark too) gives me such OT3 vibes. I am obsessed tbh. If Bruce is already being in a relationship with them and putting aside his fear and excitement to be there for Lois, and then when he holds the baby, a baby he'll get to help raise and grows? He totally cries.

Or maybe they get together after Jon is born, because Lois and Clark are staying with him at the manor so they can help out with the baby, with plenty of room for Martha too since she's too old to sleep on Clark's shitty pullout sofa bed. Bruce has been Clark's best friend for years, but suddenly he becomes Lois' best friend too. And when they leave the manor, and return home, Lois and Clark find themselves missing Bruce. His presence, his dry sense of humor (and his ability to soothe any baby- Lois swears it's his superpower, Clark says it's because Bruce has such a similar vocabulary, with all his grunts and huffs, babies assume he's one of them), his unwavering companionship.

So one night, over glass of wine for Lois and a sparking grape juice for Clark, they confess to missing Bruce. To wanting more, even as they promise they won't/didn't betray other... only they both realize they want the same thing.

Sorry, I just think this would be so sweet and perfect. I just love SuperBatLane ♡♡♡

I’m starting to think that maybe there’s something in the male Wayne bloodline that makes them such rabid polycule bait. Like their particular brand of crazy can only be handled by multiple people (Martha and Alfred for Thomas, Lois and Clark for Bruce, etc etc)

Oh Mr. Coal...

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