If You’re Not Ending Your Emails With “kill Me! Your Slave And Enemy,” Then What Are You Doing

How come everyone has orbs now??? What the fuck!!! I want an orb!!! How do I get an orb????????

when you arrive in baldur's gate reeling from everyone consistently referring to u as they/them, basking in loviatar's love, crying about how well the game handles themes of trauma and power, and then halsin hits you with his anti-capitalist rage

there was a young patient who swallowed a fly,

he swallowed a flyyyy

becausedr.sewardtoldhimtooooo

I hope he won't poo

Someone should rewrite There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, but with Renfield instead of an old lady. I think it would be delightful.

my problematic faves for the foreseeable future

my gender identity is bruce springsteen

latin word of the day: ranunculus, a little frog, tadpole

is it possible for a half-bull half-man and an athenian to fall in love

after lengthy investigation I have come to the conclusion a flying centaur is anatomically impossible

"[...] Seven trees the human fells, ten times seven the storm throws, seven hundred the snow crushes and the avalanches smother, and seven thousand grow, become centennials, age and rot, and it was their only purpose that they lived and bloomed, scattered seeds and died."

Translation from: Waldrausch. Ludwig Ganghofer, 1908.

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