After Lengthy Investigation I Have Come To The Conclusion A Flying Centaur Is Anatomically Impossible

one of my fave posts honestly

tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier

conversation with my partner

this old man morning raving in the rosemary and thyme whilst everyone is trying to decorate

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i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

there was a young patient who swallowed a fly,

he swallowed a flyyyy

becausedr.sewardtoldhimtooooo

I hope he won't poo

Someone should rewrite There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, but with Renfield instead of an old lady. I think it would be delightful.